thursday 27th may...after TPM

so, i'm in my mum's office now, and yeah.so today was officially the last day of school, well, actually, it was yesterday, but today was parent-teacher-meeting-day. and i thought it went pretty well, actually, i mean, i did manage to trick mum into not meeting my chinese teacher and my english teacher didn't say much about me. in fact, she said i was quite good in class. hahaha, you were all fooled. i bet you didn't see me when i had my eyes covered by my hands during your grammer lessons. and yes, i was sleeping, so yeah, it went well.which reminds me, i think i left my pink guava juice outside the classroom. oh well, a few ants wouldn't hurt, would it?

TO-DO-LIST:
1)eat mayo and egg sandwich
2)print out church camp form
3)get clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4)ask mum to sign report book
5)bubble tea!!!!!!!!!!
6)stop eating preserved fruits.
7)call wei qian about tomorrow's family carnival thing.
8)call wei qian to call xuan le about the family carnival thing.
9)buy socks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tuesday 25th may

today was, horrible. HORRIBLE. ok, first of there was this program where we learned all about TEA. tea. of all things.tea. you know, i should really stop repeating everything i say. so, anyway, we had class photos later on. as in someone was hired to come to our school to take photos of our class (poor guy) and we were making a lot of noise and then he scolded us. yeah...so anyway, then our form teacher, who will remain anonymous, scolded us too, and let me give you an extract of what she said( i wrote it down in class when she was screaming her lungs out, and you know that way people talk when they're angry? like when they pause like a year before they say something else? yeah, she did that.)

~an extract of scolding, by rachel.

"...simple basic instructions you also don't know how to follow(pause) what kind of impression did you give that photographer just now?!(pause) just look at your classroom!(pause) is this how you treat your classroom?(pause) and why are your tables arranged like this?(pause) is this how you treat your houses?(pause) throwing litter around?(pause) when i first saw your classroom, i thought it was a pig sty!!!!(pause) you know what a pig sty is?! (pause) this room is even worse than that!!...(i couldn't write stuff at this point because she was looking directly at me but i did write down her last sentence)...when there is a need to listen to instructions, you better listen and learn how to show respect!"

and then she asked us to take out our english files to do filing. huh. random. very random.

so anyway, she asked us to get our files ready by tomorrow!!!! as in all her worksheets in it! by TOMORROW!!! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THINKING?!?! i lost about 14 of those papers and so did about a few other people( who didn't exactly loose 14 worksheets,but they didn't have some stuff too.)

but seriously?! so anyway i just took wei qian's file( whose file had been perfectly filled up with bits of paper some people call 'worksheets') and so i'm going to photocopy everything tonight. hah. take that you evil old hag. i mean the teacher. not wei qian.

oh and that's not all, just when i was about to go home and have lunch, one other old hag(a.k.a. art teacher) had to call everyone for a meeting which lasted an hour and a half!!!!! come on!!!!!

teacher : "so, i need someone to arrange the relay system...anyone wants to volunteer?"
and when no one responded, i thought maybe if i volunteered, maybe this meeting would end once and for all. but, as my crappy life goes, it didn't.
so i volunteered, and now i'm stuck with this whole 'relay system' thing. oh gosh.

TO-DO-LIST:
1) ENGLISH FILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)RELAY SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!(to be sent via email.
3)organise bag due to impossibility to find homework in my bag any more.
4) argggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24th may after school..

today was ok i guess. besides wearing the wrong attire to school. and having brought my tie for nothing. and getting my art work project rejected.oh crap. so anyway, there was a 'BP's got talent' event which was just such a bore. you know, like when pupils from our school get up to sing and dance some stuff, and maybe play a violin or two, which one guy did, anyway. which was sort of sick, really. well, no offense, but NO ONE would find someone waving an instrument around at the tip of their chin COOL. i mean, seriously. so during the concert, i ended up having a go on wei qian's phone's games instead. and now i'm hooked onto sims 2. which is quite crap. oh gosh. oh yes, and there's his family carnival thing that's supposedly going to get us the funds to buy air cons for the school, yeah, so we're supposed to come out with a product to sell, and wei qian suggested a sock handphone pouch, which sounds utterly mental, but is actually quite cool.well, first you just stuff the phone into the sock(iphones excluded) and you just have to wrap the whole thing up and something else. and i'm supposed to be the one who hands in the product by TOMORROW, since the head of our marketing group is like totally injured by last week's sports day, and the only people left are me, xuan le, xue rong and wei qian. so yeah, our marketing group is basically just me. and some girls who go to the toilet every 5 seconds. plus, i'm also head of the art club project thing. WHAT MORE CAN YOU GIVE ME?! A PLANET TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR?! one more project for me, and i can assure you, THAT PLANET'S GOING STRAIGHT INTO THAT NEIGHBORING BLACK HOLE. oh yeah, i am sure pissed.

TO-DO-LIST:
1) get that stupid sock thing done.
2)remind mum to buy printer ink.
3)give parent teacher meeting form to mum.
4)hate art club teacher.
5) stop drinking bubble tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6) stop eating preserved fruits!!!!!
7) eat proper lunch tomorrow.
8) bring book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

photo diary.

this is a drawing of me chloe and tam. guess who's who? obviously chloe is on the left tammy in the middle and me with the guitar. oh you didn't know? oh well, never mind.

sunday 23th may...morning.

i hate Sundays. it's just a really really really boring day.

REASONS FOR HATING SUNDAY:
1) there's nothing to do in the morning.
2) lunch is usually a mixture of instant noodles and cambell's soup.
3) there's tuition later
4) i can't sleep late
5) and there's school tomorrow.

oh man, just thinking about it makes me sick.

Saturday 22nd may..night.

huh. guess what i ate for dinner today? tonight's menu was a great example of my pathetic diet. oh no, i'm definitely not exaggerating.

TODAY'S MENU:

main course:
fried fish cakes.( 6 pieces)

dessert:
coconut juice.

and let me tell you something, if my home eck teacher sees this., oh, not only will she scream, she'll cut me into bits, bury me, and dance on my grave.
oh yes, i can hear mr. tummy growling again. and again. and again.
oh i miss trisha's dad's curry chicken. and soup. but not the frog legs. yeah..ok. so, anyway, tomorrow's the last tuition day for the month!!!! whoopee!! well, i mean it's still tuition even though me and trisha don't really pay much attention and break all the rules set up in the classroom... right?

Tuition rules:
DO NOT EAT IN CLASSROOM.( oh forget about stopping me from popping a lolly or two with paper and some stupid sign with crosses on drinks and a hamburger.)

DO NOT USE HANDPHONES IN CLASS.(ugh. handphones are a basic necessity. tell me what i should do if one fine day, an asteroid hits the building, and i have no phone to call for help? hah. take that.)

well, that's it really. it's not school or anything. right?

TO-DO-LIST:

1) see email, qian hui, YOG
2) ask mum and dad about having REAL dinner tomorrow.
3) buy sweets to eat in tuition
4) charge handphone tomorrow
5) call trisha on what to do during tuition tomorrow, besides listening to class
6) read sms from lim qing, family day carnival and call up marketing group for further details(a.k.a. the gang)

saturday 22nd may..getting ready for church.

so, i'm going in half an hour's so i've still got plenty of time. i was just reading my friend's blog, you know, the one who absolutely luuurrrves justin bieber. yea, so anyway, all she talks about is guys, i mean, what's all that about?! she's just 13, and well, ok, you might think my blog is boring and stuff, because i don't talk about stupid guys and flirting girls, but i really don't want to. it's not my subject of expertise. and btw, why am i the only one writing in proper english?! ok, well, maybe it's got to do with the fact that i'm an english-ish sort of person- but still, MOE isn't organizing "speak good english programs" for fun. ok, well, maybe they did.

But anyway, my point is, do i have hormonal problems or something? it's like everyone my age flirts and talks about guys and stuff, while i talk about lego. gosh. i seriously need to rewire my brain. or maybe not. because it sounds kind of freaky. rewiring. ok, well, back to my point.

SOME PROBLEMS ABOUT ME WHICH MAKE PEOPLE THINK I'M WEIRD:

1) i have absolutely zero sense of flirt stuff. (not that i want any. but you know. people find me weird.)

2) i don't like any pop-star or whatever.( i mean, they all look so stuck up and stuff. except maybe celine dion.)

3) i don't talk about guys all day. ( ok, now in my defense, if i really need to talk about them, what the crap am i supposed to talk about?

4) i write in proper english. ( look, it's not my fault that i'm good in english.)

5) er... well, there are many other things i'd like to mention, but, i'm just too lazy to write them all down, i mean, you can't really expect me to write everything that's wrong with my life?!

saturday 22nd may..morning.

Ode to next week's parent-teacher-meeting:

oh gosh
what am i to do?
thou beloved teacher please
don't say crappy things
that will ban me
from computer
forever more and eternity.

please oh please
not speak of mine
crappy results
and thou not
bestou punishment
on my crappy life

i know
i do use too many
of the crappy thing
for i
have cramped vocabulary
and nothing thou must do
for i want to be free
like a crappy bird
on the computer

huh. no wonder i got distinction for english.

friday..really late at night.

today's art club was- terror. i mean, ok, look, some people are just, you know what that feeling's like when you are all"ok, look, can u shut up and let me go now" when someone takes their own sweet little time to talk about stuff that DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL. yeah, that's what i felt like when our art teacher started talking. ugh. of course, Ms. art teacher, if you are reading this, well, i might not be writing about you.. i mean there ARE loads of art teachers in singapore.. and i might not be necessarily talking about you..so.oh forget it. so anyway, i'm supposed to be doing this project called ' friendship fabrics youth olympics 2010 on new zealand." of course, it's absolutely perfect that i do it as i've actually been to new zealand before, and well - btw i'm not boasting- ok maybe i am, but i rarely get to do it, so, argh never mind. well, my point is, i've got to do this thing by end of june(wth?!) and that's it. crap.

TO-DO-LIST:
1)stop eating preserved fruits.

2)get the bloody art project done.

3)bring form to church tomorrow.

4)pack exam papers in bag (phew, finally showed my folks, they weren't too happy- but i made it through.)

NEW BUBBLE TEA FLAVOUR!! chocolate ice blend.

tuesday 18th may.

ok, guess what i ate on sunday at trisha's house after tution? oh, you'll never guess it, give up? frogs legs. and snails. exactly. sounds pretty gross doesn't it? well, it is. so i went into her house, and her father said to me,"today we are having frogs legs and sushi, ok?" and i was like, "ok", wait,did he say frogs legs?! look, i've been to trisha's house loads of times for dinner, and i ate stuff like black pepper crab and chicken rice, but frogs legs?! and when i went over to the dinning table, there was a plate with gravy and bits of meat(who knows what kind) and of all things, frogs legs sticking out. i mean, you could just imagine the rest of the frog lying there on the plate. i seriously felt like hurling out whatever i had for lunch. no, seriously. i could feel my stomach getting sicker and sicker, but fortunately, i didn't vomit.and honestly, it really tasted like bizarre foods on discovery travel and living said it would, like fish and chicken.(why does everything taste like chicken?) and after that i ate snails, or as the french call it, escargot. and some multi coloured clams. see, the thing about trisha's diet is that, she gets to eat stuff like chicken curry rice, frogs legs, crab, and sushi for dinner while for me, it's instant noodles, instant noodles and more instant noodles.yeah. i know. what a pathethic diet.

friday 14th may..after school

yes, you might be wondering why i'm so late, well, it's because of some art club activity that's why. you know, i didn't actually know that there was art club today, not until my friend told me so. well, anyway, before going to the art room, i left my bag in my classroom, and guess who had to bloody lock it?! when i came back, the doors were locked and yeah, so the point is, i couldn't get in. ok, so i did the only thing i could do. ok, maybe the second thing i could do, the first one's breaking into the classroom, but that wouldn't look very good on my report card would it? so i went to the office and got the master key for all the rooms. it was really cool, because i could open any door i wanted and do whatever i want to do, yea, but i couldn't. so, ok, i know, this story is kind of lame and stuff, but i'm not james bond coming after some crook. so let's skip off to the end and well, i got my bag back anyway. honestly, i don't really see the point off going to art club really, unless you like having clay being bloody splattered all over your skirt, or having your finger nails being chopped off.

TO-DO-LIST:
new flavour bubble tea: grean apple soda ice blend.
home work: none!!! yippee!!!
call chloe.
call acacia about bicyle lessons.
remember not to remind mum and dad about exam papers.

wednesday...12th may ...again..

well, tomorrow's home eck. (see what i did there? it's like home economics, but it's icky, so it's eck and- argh nevermind.) exams. ugh, i hate home eck. not like it's a girl's subject. gee, well i'd rather be cutting wood then study for some stupid nutritional info, sorry ms. lim, but i just can't see what's so interesting about rice and how it's supposed to protect you or something. ok, well, i'd rather much be doing D & T (design and technology, as if i am going to be a professional wood cutter or something.) than learning about vegetables. well, of course everyone would rather cut up pieces of tree than eat it themselves, so, well, you get the picture.

p.s. well, actually i kind of do like vegetables, but that's not my point.

wednesday 12th may..after school..

hahah..one more day to the end finale of exams!!!! oh yes... well, about exams, today was chemistry and bio, and oh gosh. never mind. you know what? i seriously think this world is a tad bit unfair. when i said a tad bit, i meant A LOT. look, it's not like i didn't revise or anything, i did! i memorised everything about cells, the nucleus, and that egg thingy in the nucleus called the chromosomes, and that stupid endoplasmic reticulum thingy, i mean, i even learned how to spell that. and that golgi body which is like an airport and does this-er- thing.ish. well, ok i kind of forgot some, but you have to admit, i DID revise. and how does the world pay me back? by not testing me anything about what i learned. oh yea, thanks a lot. i appreciate it. not.

tuesday 11th may..after school

today's exams were- ugh. during history, of all the exam invigilators we could have gotten, we got this old hanky spanky one that couldn't even speak english. properly. i mean. his language sounds something like" i want all you write your name on paper do not talk each other.." yes..well, anyway, and then instead of starting on the exams which he was supposed to do, he went on and on talking about how we should listen to what he says carefully because some students are so dumb, they couldn't understand what he was saying ( which was very much expected mind you.TALK ENGLISH hello?!) and some other dumb crap. and then he started the paper. gosh. what is this world becoming into?

and during physics, as if and old grandfather clock as an invigilator wasn't enough, i wrote all my answers on the question booklet. i mean, that was the instructions , but oh no, they had to go and CHANGE it. and being me , well, you know, it's exams so i didn't look at the white board much when it said- write all answers on the writing paper not on the question paper. and of course being me, well, i write quite fast ( due to all those 'copying books" punishments that i had when i was a kid) and i manage to re-copy everything down in just five minutes. although some poor guy, who like me,m didn't look at the whiteboard much, didn't and..well, poor thing. ah well. life is crap anyway.

WHAT THE HELL IS A PREFIX ANYWAY?!?!

question: Which part of a the vernier calipers do you use to measure the depth of a test tube?
Answer: -WHAT THE- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS CRAP?!

monday 10th may..non-homework time.

here i am...eating a cup of jelly, and wondering to myself...should i revise now..? nah. ok well, math was preetty ok, except for that odd question or two. and literature was ok. i think. well, anyway, i just want to let you know that i'm great at multi-tasking. i am now, chatting with acacia, eating jelly, blogging, asking my grandma what's for dinner and taking on the phone at the same time while constantly glancing at an open text book. yeah it took a whole 5 minutes to type that down.

sunday 9th may...nightie time..

well, i've got literature taken care of now. as in i asked my friend for what happened in chapters 1 to 12. boy does she seem angry about it. well, ok, maths is maths, so you really can't prepare much(at least that's my excuse) so HURRAY! i've done revising!!!!

sunday 9th may...tuition time..

ok, so , i've got to leave in about half an hour, so, i think i've got plenty of time to mention a few things. oh yes, and planing for what the hell i am going to do with Tammy on friday. hmmm...eating? it is what i do best. besides writing. movie? nah, too expensive. ah well, i'll let her do the planing for once. so anyway, Tammy is my other best friend. my best friend is chloe, who, well, i have a slight teeny weeny disagreement on the world and how it is being swallowed by k-pop. ok, so back to my friends. and then there is acacia, who is my friend (not best friend) and we've been friends since i was 2. yeah, and now all four of us are in totally different schools. can you believe that? well, we've got no trouble in keeping in touch and stuff. so i suppose i don't really mind much. oh well, this is life, my crappy crappy life. oh yeah, i almost forgot about exams. hah, that was so expected from me. oh yes, i forgot to tell you, my piano got repaired!!! one major drawback. the cockroach was responsible for the spoiled piano. oh...yes...and it's killed. haha, that'll teach them not to mess with my stuff.

sunday 9th may...morning

whoopee, today, the piano repair man is coming and i can play my beloved piano.Gosh, i really miss it, it's been a month since i laid my hands on that thing.oh yes, and math and literature exams are tomorrow.(who on earth would put math and literature TOGETHER?!) so, anyway, i've got to go and get some information out of my friends. and copy notes. because i was stupid enough to leave my textbooks in my locker.oh crap.

saturday 8th may...night.

today, i found out how to make my mum allow me to do stuff that i want to do.

Step 1) find a time when mum is watching korean drama.

Step)2 get right next to her.

Step)3 nudge her in the ribs and say," mummy, can i (indicate wanted action here)?"

Step)4 after mum says no, nudge her in the ribs 7 times.

Step)5 mum says," aiyah ok lah, but u must study after that."

step)6 say ok and then take a really long shower, so after u finish doing whatever u want to do, u have to sleep and there would be no time for studying.

saturday, 8th may.

you know, i'm starting to get a feeling that i'm completely bonkers. How could I have been so stupid as to leave my maths and literature books in my locker when my EXAMS ARE ON MONDAY?! what the heck, i'll just get my notes out then. By the way, i'm not as freaked out as i thought i would be. i mean, i left the essentials in my locker. and i'm still blogging. well, at least i know i'll pass english.

thursday 6th may

ho di dum... ok well, i am supposed to be doing my math hw, but, well, it can wait. So, u must be thinking that i am a really irresponsible person. well, ok i am. so anyway, today was this voting election thingy for the school president or something. And well, there was this candidate who said if we voted for her, she would make sure that we could EAT IN CLASS and that LESSONS WOULLD END EARLIER and a bunch of other good stuff. and i didn't think twice. i voted for her. and there was another girl who seemed pretty stuck up but she was ok. but she didn't offer us to break the school rules didn't she?! well, i've got a good feeling she's going to win though.

monday 3 may...morning

HAPPY HAPPY day.so i just discovered that there's no maths period tomorrow n the next day!!!!!!!!!! WOOTS and more wooties!!!! i love my life. especially when its a holiday and there are no maths and chinese periods on the next day.hoooray!!! rejoice in the name of no homework!!!

CRAP!

oh crap. i think i just made this blog EXTRA PUBLIC. oh shoot. oh shitty crap. oh crappy shit.i . am. such. a complete. idiot. ok, i think i better stop writing down all the swear words i know. this is still not doing any good though. u have absolutely no idea what i have just got myself into. well, unless u r a c=ghost and haunting me... and that itself in an idea... is , well, creepy. oh shoot. did i just creep myself out again?

sunday 2nd may..night

great fantastico news!!! I'VE JUST DISCOVERED THAT TOMORROW'S A HOLIDAY...and u know what that means... NO SCHOOL!!! oh yes and i DO NOT have to do homework. u noe, i feel like lassie in that doggie movie...u noe, the part where she (or he) finds her (or his) owner and something happens...i think. yeah i feel like that...reunited with my beloved computer. now don't get me wrong, i'm not a com addict...or am i? oh yes i can so totally imagine myself starring in the movie: THE GIRL WHO DID NOT GET ADDICTED TO HER COM THINGY... OR IS SHE? (ISH). yes well, so i've got to do my HW now. (oh did u see what i did there? i made a little old joke. wait. don't tell me you actually believed me...you didn't did you? or i'd be insulting your intelligence.

sunday 2nd may...HOMEWORK!!!!

ok so i'm finally going to start on my homework( after i finish blogging) because i'm just that hardworking. yea right as if. my parents are coming back any time now so. u know. one must do what one must do. and i've got 4 bloody maths papers to do by monday. you see, in singapore, unlike lovely america, is just chocked full of work and transport vehicles. and HDB flats. now don't get me wrong i DO love my country, it's just that sometimes, it feels like RUSH HOUR 3 or something(ish). ok, 6am wake up. 7.30 SCHOOL TIME!!! 1.45, go home time. and the rest is homework. (and if i can, a little sneak of computer.) and then it's dinner and sleep. you see? it's not like in those british movies and we never say " would you like to have a cuppa tea?" and stuff like that. because we're toooo busy hopping onto the MRT trains and buses. btw, smrt buses WILL MAKE U DIE. seriously. i waited for half and hour for my bus. yeah well, time has made a fool of me again.(got that from harry potter, u noe, the one with dumbledore and harry in the office and- ok i've got to do homework now. so bye.

sunday 2nd may...morning

eating Nutella on bread at the computer table now. not that my dad would thank me for it. in fact, he would probably kill me right now if he saw this. so...anyway...I'd like to talk about somethings facebook should really do.

1) install a dislike button!!!! yea n i could be so negative about SO many things.

2) get more interesting games. I mean, Pet society? restaurant city? oh yes and the new one...hotel city. i mean it's a game where you put stuff in rooms n THAT'S IT?!

3) well, ok i kind of like playing the games but.... others wouldn't. so... u know...it's just a thought. i think.

To Chloe:

ok look, the SHINee thing is just a joke.I REPEAT A JOKE. ok? so don't murder me tonight.ok?

saturday 1st may...night...

just came back from a major shopping trip...we spent a 1000 buckaroos. yup. on what? you may ask. and off all things my family could have bought for a bloody 1000 buckaroos, we bought camping gear. yup. it's for our family trip somewhere in east malaysia...in the dangerous trenches of...somewhere...on this mountain. yup. and i've got this really thick blue jacket which might remind you off sheep skin and it's supposed to keep me warm in 10 degrees. and a stupid headlight( which isn't really that stupid as it's quite ideal to blind someone in a sec) n this thing called a buff (google it idiot.) and it makes me look a lot like a pirate.as in the " aye my matey" sort of pirate. you know? the one with the bandana and the black eye patch."yarrgghhh!" yea that's the one.