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Update on MB

I can play some songs on french horn now. It looks retarded to tell you the truth. i mean, when you sit down and bend at an angle so that you can play it. i can play, "ode to joy" and " twinkle twinkle little star" on it. which is a lot harder than it might sound like. Plus, they let me bring home the mouth piece to practice on. although i don't really see the point of sounding like a mental duck.

Weather for tomorrow:
Reasonably sunny whole day long. weekends are always sunny. they have to be. i hope.

Update on CCA

Went to band practice today. It was really quite fun, actually.  Except for the part when you had to press your lips real hard against the blow hole thingy. i think that's what it's called. i was too busy trying to stop my mouth from exploding to hear anything really.
So anyway, the instrument i tried out today was the french horn. It was ok i guess. i had to press my lips together and do that,"pllllluuurrrhhhhh' thing with your mouth. And in the process spitting out all the saliva you've got. So you end up with a really wet trumpet. as in literally. You have to sort of twirl it around to get the saliva out of the tube thing. yeah, it was quite gross, but still, fun.
Anyway, next week i'm gonna be trying out the trumpet. Which sounds much, much, easier.
I also tried out the saxophone. which i'm terrible at.  I couldn't even make a sound no matter how hard i tried. so i guess i'll be sticking to brass instruments for quite some time.
Art club wise? i dunno. I mean, i haven't exactly had any confirmation, but i told one of the seniors that i wouldn't be coming tomorrow. and she said," yeah, i know." hopefully that means that i'm out of art club for good. i think.
I also can't wait for tomorrow's mid-autumn festival thing held at school. although i don't really see how i might be able to enjoy stuffing myself full of mooncakes which i don't really like.

Weather report for tomorrow:
Sunshine in the morning, Stormy in the afternoon, party party party all night.
Beware of hail storm art club members. who might ask me too much questions about the CCA thing. Otherwise, brilliant weather.

Live REPORT: art club ( com lab)

Just told the teacher in charge of art club about me joining military band.
I went up to the teacher(Mr.A), And said," Erm...I'm Quiting Art Club." And then he displayed that philosophical look, you know, the one where you stroke your beard and think.( yeah, he did have a beard but he didn't exactly stroke it.) He said," Why do you want to quit?"
I said," Erm.. I think that art club is very stressful and like, i want to have a change for once since i had been in art club all my life." Then he did that...thinking...thinking...look, and said," Think about it." and asked me to go back to my work. Wow.
So that's that. But i'll force a direct answer out of him in due course. I mean, Why can't he just say," yeah, ok, sure. bye!" and just get on with it? But either way, i'm going to band practice and thats the end of it.

Weather Report:
Tomorrow promises clear skies with a hint of sun shine. maybe cloudy in the afternoon, i'm not sure really. But i'll bet you there'd be weather warfare in due course. maybe friday. since it's art club day.

ABOLUTELY TERRIFIC NEWS!!!!!!

As you can tell by the title, I am absolutely in rainbow land. HOORAY!!!!!!!!! I think i might have conquered a place in military band. This is ABSOLUTELY FAB NEWS!!!!!!!!! although i would have to march in the sun for...quite some time... but well, it beats sitting on a stool for 3 hours. So i am ALL for joining MB.
Also, EOY exams are just around the corner. Which is well....not exactly what you may call nice. but as the french say...c'est la vie.... or whatever that is.
So, anyway, I know i haven't been around posting much, but it's just that I was quite busy this week....
PLAYING COM!!!!!
Just kidding.
But either way, i am quite a bit worked up on exams. I mean, Ms. A said to us today during english,"Your exams are just 2 weeks away," or something. Now that completely blew me off. I was like, Wait. WHAT?! two weeks? ok, I have to START FREAKING OUT NOW! But not today. maybe later. or next week.
So anyway, during lunch, Our chinese teacher offered two tickets to the Mid Autumn Festival thing our school is having on friday night. Wei Qian and i went as bonker-ish as my grandma in a nut shop. Althoguh we'd probably be stuffing ourselves full of mooncakes and tea... Well, I mean, an excuse to stay out on friday night?! YEAH MAN!!! BRING IT ON!!!!!
And this is end Rachel's not-so-daily-news.

12:33pm

bored bored bored bored. please just let school start already. i think i might die of excessive bored-ness. ok, so on the bright side, I have finally completed my homework!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, except for a few... questions. pages. nevermind.
So anyway, here is a list of stuff that i've been doing over the holidays:
- Training myself to be able to eat spicy food. which isn't turning out to be very enjoyable.
- making a capo out of pencils and like, ten million rubber bands. ( a capo, as in, that guitar thing)
-cleaning up my study table.not.
-all night YouTube marathon
-all day computer-maniac-ish-type-thing
-well. that's it really.
You know, I can really see myself in the future as some computer geek in a dark room....sitting there, all alone. Man do i have to get a life.
But how? I mean, you can't exactly do much outdoor stuff in singapore. Unless you'd like to be choked to death by car fumes and smoke. And i can't exactly do anything much. since mostly everything fun is against the law. but either way, I'll see what i can do. hmmm. sounds like hard work.
I also had the strangest dream that i was in a helicopter-type-airplane. And i crashed.
I think i was incepted. not.
And this is end Rachel's not-so-daily-news.

2:32pm....home, as always.

So after that whole 'diary drama fiasco', you know, when the whole world of my class read my diary, i've finally bought a new one. It's quite nice, i think, although i'd have to agree it's a bit on the heavy side...and it stands out quite a lot. and it is...quite pricey. Oh well. it was a good investment though. plus, it has a nice aqua blue bookmark attached to it. But i have to say that it makes it quite hard to write on, since it's thick and everything...but this is what you get for quality products. i guess.
 Oh yes, i've also bought a new set of colour markers, since i lost my pencil case. hmmm... i must be boring you about all this talk about my recent purchases.
So, anyway, this morning, i had to go to school(surprise surprise) for an art workshop. And i must say, i wasted 3 perfectly good hours there. argghh.
We had to do stuff like drawing out old used up bottles of beer.
I mean, what's the point in that?! It's not like you could make money out of that, unless you're some brilliant genius like da vinci or something.
Speaking of art club, i think i've found a nice plan, Escaping-art-club-wise. I've decided to join military band. You know, the one where you'd have to march around, playing on trumpets and banging drums and stuff. One cool thing about Military Band though, is that you'll get to have free gloves!!!! It's quite cool, But anyway, the teacher in charge is my form teacher....which makes perfect sense. So, all i have to do next week would be to just tippy toey confront my form teacher, Ms. A( i'm using code names which have absolutely no point at all), and ask," Hi, can i join Military Band?", during english and she'd say," hmmm, ok, yeah, sure." when she's in a particularly good mood. and then we can all be as happy as two larks in canada and float away on happy cloud. Perfect.

5.24pm -random thoughts.

brrrwwwww. it's bloody cold. how in pantaloon's world did it get so cold? Not that i hate it though. it just means that i don't have to switch on the air-con. this really makes me wonder if global warming really exists.
Hmmm.... i could really get used to this. mind you, i've been through summer for the twelve miserable years that i've led. and you'd think i might want to have a bit of a change with my season preferences.


Spring? maybe. to many bees though.
Winter? nah. i think i'd like my bones intact.
Summer?you've got to be kidding
Autumn?and what, get leaves stuck in every possible place i can imagine?

wowee. thunder bolts sure are loud. Not loud enough to cover the sizzling and chopping sounds coming from the kitchen. and you'd think grandma was stuffing up some onions for dinner. i hate onions. arggh. Well, either way, i'll have to deal with them sooner or later.
Is it really true that onions make you fart? why would anyone eat a disgusting part of a root which makes you go,'pwraaafff'?
I'd bet tonight would be the sound of pouffy air musical part 2. pants.

4:23pm...

Just baked cookies with my grandma. She said that it tasted a lot like scones, though. What ever that is. So, anyway, I have absolutely nothing to tell you again. besides the fact that it's going to rain. oh well.
Hmmm.... maybe i should start on my homework...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH. funny. like i'm ever going to do that. I'll just wait until i have absolutely nothing better to do. like maybe on sunday. but on the other hand, School starts on monday. hmmm. i really need to sort out my priorities.
Gosh do i smell like cookies. It's exactly like that time i helped mum with dinner. and ended up smelling like garlic for 3 days. Why am i so random-ish today?
Well, I guess i'd better finish up my george project today. not like i've started doing anything much.

RACHEL's GEOGRAPHY PROJECT: Draft 1
Part 1
done on: 2/9/10
index no: 12
based on sources found on wikipedia and google.

Volcanoes are very




Ok...so i haven't exactly though about it much. But give me a break. everyone needs time to slack off. i mean, even ol' Einstein had to have some slack off sessions himself. before he discovered E=MC...thingy.
Well, i think i have to go now. since i'm soooooo busy and everything. hahaha. nice.

2:48pm.

Just came back from a lunch outing with Wei Qian. I finally convinced her to get out of her hell hole(home) and  out to eat lunch and have a little go at the book department( library). Which reminds me, I have to find some sources to do my george (geography, honestly, i can't go around explaining everything now, can i?)  project.  although i don't really see the point of writing articles on fictitious exploding volcanoes.
So anyway, this morning, i had to attend this fund-raising project for church. as in we sold breakfast stuff to people. yeah, the crazy thing was, we had this no change policy. as in like, if you have a $100 note in your pocket and that's all you've got, it's either pay up or no breakfast for you.
And get this: a man came over asking for a plate of noodles, and he only had a $50 dollar note with him. So yeah, he paid $50 dollars for a plate of noodles. and it isn't even the kind that meat and various veggies in it. it was just plain, boring old noodles. for $50 buckaroos. Nice. wish i could make that kind of cash. not that i'm cash woman or anything.
Well, anyway, i have to go now. i've got an article on exploding pits of lava to work on.

9:53pm

Just called chloe.  So my grandpa has got a friend who owns an optical shop, and so his friend decided to give him a pair of violet contact lenses for free!!!! And well, you wouldn't exactly wear VIOLET contact lenses when you're 65 or something. so he gave them to me. well, i'm not exactly what you would call into lenses...so i offered them to chloe . She went completely bonkers, of course, and said,"Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes!!!!!" But then said ," Ok, i need to towel dry my hair now, bye." and hung up. I'm seriously getting mixed reactions here.
Argghh. What happened to my best friend?! Next week's already the september hols and the only day she's 'sort of' free is on thursday. Plus, i haven't exactly had a nice, long conversation with her in months.
Sometimes i wish i had a nice pal who would at least run around with me, sticking post-it-notes up people's bum 'oleys or maybe playing hide-n-seek in school during recess, and ending up not finding each other and being late for class. Sigh...why do i sound so emo anyway? Maybe it's because i'm listening to oneRepublic, or maybe i'm just weird. in a nice-ish sort of way. hopefully.
Well, anyway, No news yet about the cookies and how i've poisoned Mrs. Wong. So that must mean that either she's really, really, lucky, or that she had left it in a dusty old corner letting it get mouldy all over.
Which is sad. in both ways. well, except for the 'lucky' part. Which is not sad. Wow, i can't believe she's even luckier than me. I must be some sad old girl living in the sahara desert or something to deserve this.
living on cactus crap. all day in the sun. Gosh that is the worst life anyone could ever have. erlack.
TO-DO-LIST:
1) Call chloe about contact lens thing
2) Stop alarm clock from waking me up in the mornings
3) STOP DRINKING SODDING BUBBLE TEA( again!!!!!!!!!!!!)

6.44pm...home(as always)

Just went out with acacia today. Seriously, why is it that whatever i want to do always ends up either restricted or illegal? So anyway, the movie that we wanted to watch yesterday,'Vampires suck', turned out to be NC16. argggh. Why do adults always have to take away fab movies away from us? BTW, Media Development Authority of singapore, pick on someone your own age for a change. Why don't you rate a movie that doesn't allow ADULTS to watch it?! Hmmm. On the other hand, i'll be an adult one day, which means...ok, nevermind.
So, anyway, We watched the movie,'Grown Ups' instead. the one with adam sandler in it which i must say, is waaayyy hilarious. By the way, speaking of videos,  i think i might want to show you this video of a prank me and tammy played on acacia....hmmm. yeah, maybe i should. But i really mustn't, if i want to prevent acacia from experiencing total world wide embarrassment. Or she could get really, really famous. Oh well, i'm posting it up haha. not. oh yes, you might want to turn the volume down..and you might want to turn off the music. Or you could just leave and not watch at all. chickens. haha. ok seriously. unless you like to be deaf by acacia's screaming then turn the volume down.

6.47pm...home

Tammy and acacia just came over. Well, we were supposed to watch the new movie,' Vampires suck' but unfortunately, my little chums, it does not show until tomorrow. nice.
Well, anyway, about yesterday... hmmm. Yeah, so i went over to my primary school to have a nice little peek at my dear old form teacher, whom, ironically, had supplementary classes on the day when everyone celebrates teacher's day. Same old mrs. Wong i guess. I mean, who in the world would have EXTRA classes on Teacher's Day?! not me. although i have absolutely no idea on how she managed to survive the cookies. I guess i should have told her that Tammy's brother had came to 'help'. But, if i did. She'd probably run off screaming," heeeeelpppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE!!!!!! I'm gonna dieeeeeee!!!!"
Well, i 'd better act like i know little about this before my name is splashed all over the papers which would make me a teenage murderer. And i'm not even Thirteen yet. Since my birthday, on all the 365 days that it could have been on, had to be on the second last day of the year. Pants.

12:59...home

Goodmorning to you goody people of good people-ish land!!!!!!!!
So, yesterday's morning was spent with chloe, Tammy and her brother, Terry, baking cookies for teacher's day. It went quite well. except for the fact that The cookies were cracked up and looked exactly like as if an earthquake had struck them, and that we had just dumped the whole lot of cookies into the icing mixture instead of Coating them carefully with a spoon. It turned out ok. I think. Well, hopefully, our teacher will not get food poisoning. Which, well, is not at all good. since, you know. I wonder if she'd actually dare to eat something that we made though, Since it really does, look like fried snow.
So, anyway, I haven't exactly been posting stuff up regularly since my life is a total bore, and that absolutely nothing interesting has happened. Unless you count me having instant mac-n-cheese for breakfast something, then i have nothing to tell you.
TO-DO-LIST:
1) Stop drinking bubble tea. Seriously. Chloe said that i'd have cancer if i drank too much. oo-er.
2) GET A NEW HOBBY!!!!!!!

11:52pm....home

Argghhh. I'm as tired as Tammy on sleeping pills. Plus, i've got to wake up super early, like as in, 7.30am Since Chloe and tammy are coming over to bake cookies with me for teacher's day. Hopefully, I will not end up with a bowl of flour, baking soda and Embarrassment tomorrow. Imagine giving my teacher a bowl of utter failure on teacher's day. groovy.
And i have to go now, unfortunately for you, my little chumettes, as i have to sleep. good night.

Home...2.43p.m.

Well. hmm. I just found out who read my diary. well, strictly speaking, it's more of a notebook, really, where i jolt down stuff that people don't care about so that when i'm like old, and rich, i can write a book or something. I do sound like an idiot though. ah well. Anyway, I have no intentions what so ever to talk about this, since, anyone can see this. Oh sure, you might say that i'm a selfish git who doesn't understand the meaning of,'hey you! share!'. But, seriously, Let me give you some tips on life.
1) Don't ever bring a notebook which you wrote stuff that could actually make money when you grow older and leave it under the desk for a day. because, people might steal your ideas and use them against you. which, is not nice.
2) vinegar and fishball noodles are nice.
3) ok, that was very, very, random.
4) Be really nice to people you absolutely hate, so that when they finally get used to it, you'd be able to smash them to bits under the attack of surprise.
5) that was really random too. nevermind.

So, on escaping art-club-wise, I have absolutely no news yet. But today, during assembly, The global initiative group(GIG) came up to do a presentation on themselves. Which was good, since i could compare stuff that they do so that when i present my idea to the principle, He wouldn't just send me over to the GIG and be done with it. Which would mean endless boredom in a tiny room with no air-con. Arghh. i'm so busted. Pants, I hate this. a lot. ok, i have to stop talking before i become some emo person who sits in a corner doing jumping jacks to pass time.
TO-DO-LIST:
1) ARGHHHHHHH!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE, MR. PRINCIPAL!!!!! LET ME START THE GROUP ALREADY SO THAT I CAN START PLANING MY ESCAPE!!!!!!!

Home...6.26p.m.

Argghh. Nice day to start off the week. Someone saw my diary!!!! as in literally read it! not taking like, a quick peek or something. See, i taped the whole thing up so that i would know if anyone read it...and, well, i just found out that it wasn't exactly the best idea. Since the first page is like torn apart. I wonder who's that desperate to read my Diary? Hopefully it's the cleaner, whom i am very sure i will not meet, ever.
On the brighter side of things, they showed us our marks for Bio and Geography, and i guess i did quite well. i hope.
And on a more violent matter, I am now most probably going to be a war general. Not literally, though, or i might have the chance of getting pierced by a battle sword. So, in my oh-so-desperate attempts to escape art club, I grouped up with two seniors who have the absolute intention of quitting too, and we brainstormed on ideas of forming a new club while punching clay in the face. as in, really, punching clay. yeah...so, in the end we've decided on starting an environment club, which has absolutely zero funds to provide, plus, it's 'community service'. I mean, we are going to plant trees on our school grounds which is practically the sahara dessert. and we're going to pick up liter on the beach...hmm. sounds fun. don't you think? painting dustbins...visiting the animal shelter. hmm.this is going to be much more work than i had expected.
TO-DO-LIST:
1) Send Club proposal to principal.
2) call acacia for thursday's meeting
3) STOP DRINKING BUBBLE TEA!!!!!
4) Ask dad to buy fan for computer room. it's practically boiling already.

Home...6.22pm END OF EXAMS!!!!!!!

Yippeedoodlle and merry to all the lovely chococakes. The end of the exam-black-holey week has finally come!!!!!!!!!!!!!! today was Chinese and it went horribly!!! great, i'm just too over the rainbow to put exclamation marks on something that would very muchus spell doom in my future. Yeah, ok, so i didn't exactly think i did that well today, but, as i so righteously say to myself. It is not the end of my life. I most probably wouldn't even need to say anything much in chinese. Unless China has taken over the world and we are all forced to say it in whatever we do. Which, frankly, i can't see happening. The only thing quite moody that happened today was well, why not have another sneeky-poke at my diary? it'll do me so much good as all i have to do is to just type down everything instead of forming words in my busy-ish brain.
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20/8/10
9.46am -Recess.
Of all things that anyone would ever say to me before a nervy chinese test. During first period, sarong lady came into my class, all so rudely knocking on the door when all of us were busy revising-play-type stuff. And she called out loudly, looking directly at me in the face," Come out here for a bit, i need to talk to you." Oh so like i'm so very free with absolutely nothing to do. Which i was. but that isn't the point. So anyway, i went out and she said that i had to see the DM (tiger Tan, or plainly speaking, discipline master.) after school since i did not register myself for the attendance. So ok, i admit. I mean, the queue was so devastatingly long. What was i supposed to do? Stand there and not do anything? I almost wanted to scream at her. Gosh, some people can be so un-sensetive. Why would anyone tell someone that they had to see this really creepy and fierce as a tiger on mad pills person just before they take an exam that they are really crap at?!
So anyway, i said ok. and i totally blanked out like a correction tape during the test. typical.

12.45pm-classroom
Going to see the DM now. i think my legs are going to jelly themselves into nothing. Wei Qian has agreed to come with me but she said she'll observe me far away. she does not want to get the spit of flame on her hair.

1.34pm-canteen,lunch
So i just went to the DM. which turned out quite okay. He just said something about something, and then said something about why we were-er, something. Well, okay, so i didn't really pay much attention to him. i was too busy replaying out the theme song from,' spongebobsquarepants' in my head. This keeps out stuff that i do not want to know about from my precious brain. Well, anyway, he just gave me a quick warning and said hastily,"Go away now." when two other boys approached him. Oh yeah, you bet i listened to their conversation. I pretended to drop something so that i could listen but Wei Qian pulled me away so the only word i caught was,' suspended". Wow. I wonder what they did to get that sort of punishment. I wanted to stay longer but it wasn't worth the risk and Wei Qian was already having the jellio attack.
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TO-DO-LIST:
1) call acacia
2) Get money for shopping spree tomorrow
3) Copy web for sparkle effect for acacia
4) set alarm clock to 11am.
5) STOP DRINKING BUBBLE TEA!!!! ugh. i've had enough with my repulsive stomach.

Home...4.26

i'm practically living in the house of crapiosity. What am I supposed to do in this hell hole? Plus, the fan's not working and i'm sweating to bits. So, anyway, Today's test was Math. And i don't exactly want to talk about it much. Good thing is, tomorrow's gonna be the end of this black hole-ish week of no-fun-time. Although i have art club after school. Great.
Meanwhile, My back is as stiff as an ironing board. This just basically proves that yesterdays PE was a blast. Not. Argghh. Every time i bent forward to write, it just feels like i snapped every muscle in my body. which is not good. at all. Well, since i have absolutely nothing to write about, ( unless you want to hear me read out what i'm gonna be tested on for chinese tomorrow,) i'm going to type out one of my diary entries i keep in a notebook i bring to school everyday.

16/8/10
1:37p.m. READ PERIOD
I'm pretending to read some random chinese news paper for read period, which is just sooo hilarious. i mean me? Reading a chinese news paper? Absolutely mental.So, i just had LITERATURE exams. Which was a real Breeze for me. Since, well, i am a writer-ish sort of person. English is just cocker-spaniels and fluffy chococakes for me.
I wonder if i should take up pure Literature when i'm MUCH older, you know, like when i'm fifteen and soo much more mature, as in Secondary 3, since i'm going to be some famous author when i grow up, and because being a writer is the only job i can see myself in.
WHY BEING A WRITER IS JUST SO FAB:
1) I can work at home
2) I can laze my butt off, since there isn't exactly a dateline.
3) $$$
4) I can be like, totally famous and stuff.
2:16p.m.
I somehow managed to smuggle in Mac-N-Cheese(microwaveble)from 7-eleven into the classroom without anyone noticing. And for absolutely no reason at all, because guess what?! I don't have to go to sodding art club later!!!! Mum went completely over the planet of bonkeriosity when she knew that i had art club right before the day of exams and called the teacher in charge immediately. And by some MIRACLE, I was let off!!! Of course, that also meant that i had to revise for a whole day. This is as good as it's gonna get, i guess.
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Yeah, that's my diary. I've got to go now, anyway, to dry sweat off myself, it's like being in a sauna for two WHOLE hours. And that's coming from me, a singaporean, Who lives smacked right at the equator.Hmmm.. Global warming isn't going to do much good.

4:32pm...home (exam review plus other stuff)

wow. It's like, super thunder-ish and lightning bright now. as in a thunderstorm. Well, anyway, today's exams were Geography and Biology, which was quite crappy. I mean, it would be an absolute miracle if i passed. So in Geo, I was like, why the heck would rocks be so super important to me?! I don't care about freaking volcanoes! there aren't any even a million miles near Singapore! Argggh. MOE is just sooo great at testing us stuff that NO ONE cares about. Good news is, school has decided to give us a break as long as exams are concerned. They've given us tomorrow free of exams! Plus, lessons are just 4 periods and we don't even have Maths! ( i think.) Arghh, i've never heard any more disaturous news in my life. How Would anyone think about stuffing some normal day into exam week?!?! Like as if it would do us any good. We can't even slack off on the couch since the next day's exams day, plus it totally delays the whole period of examinations. I mean, Would you rather have one sodding day shoved into an exam week, or have that day kicked out so that exams would end a day lesser? get the point, you MOE gits. Ow, my ears hurt after that last Thunder bolt. I can hear a sort of ringing sound. Is that normal? Well, anyway, i gotta go, since i've got a bloody music project to be working on as my other two team mates have absolutely no life.

3:28 pm...Tammy's House

yeah, so you might be wondering what the heck i'm doing here, since exam's tomorrow and all that. well, here's what happened.
So, i was walking home and when i took out the keys from my pocket, i only found one of them, dangling all by itself. ok, so someone lost her keys. fine. Then, I called myMum, who got all huffy and puffy ( but no, she didn't blow the house down.) " YOU LOST YOUR KEY?!?!" She said, and i replied," kind of, look. i'll just go to Tammy's and revise. She's got exam's too,we can revise together." In the end, mum agreed, and so, here i am. although i'd be dumb not to expect some nice reprimanding from my parents. Well, it's not exactly my fault, everyone loses stuff sometimes. There was one time when dad lost his IC,and no one scolded him or anything.( although he had to go to the police station and pay quite a large sum of $$$ after that.)
So, today, I had English and english Literature exams. Which was a super easy breeze for me. I mean, i am a sort of writer-ish person. Although there was a slight blip with the Literature paper though. I kind of made a little tiny mistake of writing paper 1 and 2 together, when you were supposed to seperate them. How would i know that the insrtuctions was on the board? I mean, i was too bloody busy looking at the paper. well, today was the day that three teachers finally called me a blur sotong throughout all of my life. ( blur sotong would be the equivalent of a confused idiot, in singlish. In case you did not know)Well, the best thing today was,Mum went completely bonkers today when she knew that i had Art Club today even though i had exams tomorrow. so she went on and complained ( that's what us Singaporeans do everyday anyway,) to MS. Ow, the head of art club about it, and by some MIRACLE, I don't have to go to soding art club today!!!! Although that also meant that i had to revise...ugh. this day just gets worse and worse.
TO-DO-LIST:
1) Buy PENS!!!!
2) REVISE!!!!
3) Stop drinking bubble tea. rumour has it that it causes cancer, although i am drinking bubble tea now, which is kind of ironic.

Home...9.46pm.

Well am i bored. So, i just watched the opening ceremony of the youth olympic games, which was quite nice. In fact, nicer than our National day Parade celebrations. Which is also quite a shame, really. Since, in case you do not know, the YOG is held in Singapore this year. I wonder what people would think about us? And how exactly would Competitive games that are played with all the countries in the world going to help world peace? I mean, let's say England and Scotland had the old Soccer match and Scotland won. Would England say," Oh well, Cheerio, I'll just be off to get a little cup of tea then, want to Join me?" Or ," Eat Your Mumsy's Cookie jars, You Pineapples, How dare you disgrace our country?! It's not fair, eat sodding Leprechaun poo, Scotland."
the Queen would probably be hopping mad in Bucking Ham palace too. Why doesn't anyone get the point?! Games that would end up in Squashed Tennis balls and a punch in the face wouldn't ACTUALLY bring us WORLD PEACE now would they?! Well, I'm not going to be some world politician guy who wears Armani Coats. I'm just going to be a nice humble/ Super Rich Woman who fights for the rights of Animals. So it's got nothing to do with me whatsoever. So i probably wouldn't have much to worry about anyway.

PS. No offense Scotland. I really do love all you scotland-ish people. It's just an example. Nothing to worry about. Not that I don't like you all or anything. It's just, you know.
PSS. No offense too, England. It's just an example. I really do love your accents, BTW. Also, please don't send assassins after me as well, I do not, want to die, even if i've complained like, a zillion times about my life and how tragic it is. okay?

!!!!!- Home, 6.33pm

I can't take this anymore. Seriously, after being haggered to death standing for almost an hour and a half with a bag that makes pregnant ladies look thin on an old sodding train, riding in a cab and sitting down in a jam-packed seat for three whole hours and forced to walk from the esplanade all the way to city hall with the same bag, this time, crammed with books, I'm all On about throwing myself off the tallest building i can find. This, my dear chummies and pals, is the life of an average art club member.
Well, you might be noticing that my posting habits are quite- not so often. Truth is, i've started writing in my diary instead, since Mum and Dad won't let me anywhere near the computer as long as they're at home, so i've been forced to take drastic measures. besides, it's quite nice to have at least someone( correction: something) to listen to you at school. Not that i'm unpopular or anything. Ok, fine, i am slightly on the brink of Falling into the crevasse of loneliness. But still, i have friends. although my 'friends' left me all alone at recess today. oh well.
Oh yeah, i almost forgot to mention this: Ms. Anitha, my form teacher changed the places with the person seating next to me. I'm not going to say any of my feelings of this just in case she reads this. ( Hi, Ms. Anitha. Please oh please don't do anything drastic like Digging my eyeballs out when you see all the outrageous spelling and grammatical mistakes i've made.) And now, I sit next to a complete ----------. Well, let's just say that the fact that he vomited out fuji apple juice in the toilet without washing his hands and got his greasy hands all over my calculator has something very much to do with it.
TO-DO-LIST:
1) remember not to lend calculator to ----------.
2) Buy new notebook
3) REVISE!!!!!!
4) Stop letting people see my diary.
5) STOP DRINKING SODDING BUBBLE TEA!!!!

Home...4:36 pm

Arghh!!!! WHY THE PRESSUre?! is it so hard to give me a break?! who am i talking to anyway?! great, now i've finally resorted to talking to my oh so lonely self. True, i did ask for it when i joined art club, but seriously?! I'm practically pitching a tent in school with the campfire and everything!!! How. CAN. ANYONE. RELEASE. U S FROM. SCHOOL. AT 8 PM???????!!!! well, give or take five minutes. or so. i think. But really, I AM SO QUITTING! You know i'm not that sort of " devoting and hardworking to death" kind of person. I wont give my life to art club! Well, you might get a bit sick of me complaining and all, but believe me, i've already tried complaining everything to Wei Qian, but she isn't much help since she practically ignores me. huh. What have i gotten myself into this time? 3 years of solitary confinement with work and more work?! On the brighter side of things....OH WAIT, THERE IS NO BRIGHTER SIDE!!!!
TO-DO-LIST:
1) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2) ?!?!?@#?!?@
3) I AM SO PISSED RIGHT NOW. ( piss is not a vulgar word Jairia, it's the British way of saying, " Oh crappy bulls!")

Friday 23rd july

Huh, I just found out that i don't actually have to write down the date as my title anymore. great. but, either way, i'll still continue with whatever i'm doing now anyway.(which is writing down the date even if it's already there.)
So, let's see, oh yeah, chloe's Birthday-Tomorrow. you Do know that i am completely stressed out to bonkers land about this. I mean, first of all there's the thing about cakes, presents, and well, just basically stuff. Which is sooo not helping me at all. i mean, i DO want to be a completely stress free person, you know, just lying down...somewhere...admiring...something. Well, you get the point. I am, after all, not the kind of person to rush everything up, unless it's last minute homework, which i do everyday, hmm, this is a bad comparison. i think. it is a comparison isn't it? Ah well, who cares. Plus, tomorrow is going to be like Rush Hour 3. except for the fact that we're going to be chasing after buses, not bad guys in tights. Still, it is supposed to be a surprise party, for chloe, which is why i am depending heavily on the fact that she would never read my blog. Well, at least i hope. i think. ok, this is not making any sense.
TO-DO-LIST:
1) Ask Dad for G9 camera
2) Ask Dad for $$$
3) Ask Dad to drive me to church 2morrow
4) Ask Dad to Drive me to Chloe's
5) Wow- Dad isn't going to be very happy.

Wednesday 21st july

In art club, again, well yeah, get used to it, because i'm going to be in here for quite some time. So, our school's 50th anniversary is coming up this friday, but seriously, what is the point of celebrating some dumb old anniversary for some non living thing like, the school?! I mean, it isn't like interesting or anything. But, OBVIOUSLY, it does mean a lot to our principal since he's willing enough to let people skip classes because of 50th anniversary practice. What's all that about? it's just a SHOW, not some trip MARS. Well, speaking of birthdays, this sunday is Chloe' birthday, and well, i'm sure you've guessed what SBP is, i mean, you're not that dumb, right? hmm.. i might take that back, well, so anyway, i've decided to let you all into the secret, since the chance of chloe glancing over at my blog is as big as a monkey has of typing out the whole Volumes of Sherlock Holmes(wow that is a long comparison) and well, only Jairia occasionally reads this. So SBP stands for Surprise Birthday Party, yeah, i know, lame. But it is actually not as lame as you think. (BTW, if you have absolutely no idea what the hell i'm talking about, read my older posts.) well, yeah, i'll tell you all the details this sunday, after everything happens, and maybe, i'll get us some pictures as well. yeah. k, bye.
TO-DO-LIST:
1) defrost fingers( due to air-con temperature, i yes, i am only typing with one finger, but fortunately, i'm quite good at this, except for the 'shift' parts.)
2)Call gin fang about SBP.
3)Mail letter to chloe.( it's actually all our birthday cards for her put together. yeah. only that the envelope is silver in colour with the address written in permanent marker ink, and that we'd end up with a very, very, confused postman.)

Sunday 18th july

I am, practically flying over the valley of boredom-ness and over the hills of crappy. Why should Sunday had ever been invented?! I mean, it isn't exactly very Sunny, is it? In fact, it was pouring today, and yes, as usual, i got my feet all wet on the way to tuition. Oh yes, and i've got lovely school to look forward to tomorrow. I am, practically a whirlpool of sadness and despair. And, once again, by order of the council of boredom-ness, i hereby declare that i have absolutely nothing to write about. So, i'll just be off toodledidum into my sleeping headquarters. Or as some people call it, bed.
TO-DO-LIST:
1)Fly away into the valley of sleepy issues.
2)get a life
3)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????NEW HOBBY!!!!????

Friday 16th july

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just found this really cool 1980's british 50 pence in some mouldy old drawer!!!!!! Yeah, so maybe it doesn't sound like much, but take a look at this sentence which i found on the web:

"A British 1980 cupro-nickel Fifty New Pence (QE II)(Proof FDC), uncirculated and in absolute mint condition could fetch up to £2 GBP. "

Doesn't that sound really cool? well, from what i've heard from my grandpa,(who is now in singapore) a hundred shillings is practically £1. So i'm really making a 200% profit if i sell this one. hmm.. i wonder if i should start collecting coins. Nah, it's too nerd-ish for my taste.
So, anyway, i've started reading the complete set of Sherlock Holmes, and it's quite interesting really, despite those freakishly large words that only rich people use back in like, 1870, well, yeah, besides that.
TO-DO-LIST:
1) HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!
2) Call Tammy.
3) stop drinking bubble tea (you know, i don't think i'm really going to take this "TO-DO-LIST" thing seriously.)
4) Stop writing 'stop drinking bubble tea, because let's just face it, i'm NEVER EVER GOING TO STOP DRINKING BUBBLE TEA NO MATTER WHAT.(Unless there's this apocalypse and meteorites are falling everywhere and all the bubble tea stores have been destroyed.)

thursday 15th july..after school

man i'm bored. well, i won't be staying at home for long now, since i'm going out wiht tammy later for Chlo's SBP ( yeah, i still can't tell you what it is since there is a 0.0000001% chance of chloe reading my blog. don't worry, i'll tell you next Sunday, if i'm free) Hmm, well, since i can't exactly tell you what i'm doing, i can't really write much. Oh well.

wednesday 14th july.

In art club now. oh yeah, and you might be wondering why i can be on the computer right now, well, just as it so happens, today is a sort of slack-ish day in art club( surprise surprise), and i am now in the com lab, since we were supposed to be scanning our drawings today. Oh, and i feel that i must tell you something, if you were wondering why i'm not saying anything impolite and negative, I have once and for all swore that i will not type anything vulgar-ish( Crap is not a vulgar word Jairia.) and such. Man my hands are freezing, what is the point of air-con when you're going to freeze anyway? any more now, i'm going to lose all my fingers, and trust me, I DO WANT MY FINGERS. So, either way, today was sort of boring and all. i mean-oh right, i'm supposed to be positive about stuff and everything. well, ok, let me just repeat it again. well, today was ok, and it was actually quite fun. i ate stuff. and i read some stuff. and talked. and- ok, this is not working out for me. So, let me just start all over again.
Today was a seriously slack-ish, HORRIBLE, freezing day, as i am now slacking since i'm now as bored as goldfish in a tiny fish bowl. Oh wait, the teacher is coming. finally. i mean, what does he expect us to do for an hour? sleep? How dumb can you- oh right, be positive, be polite. fine. ok, so the teacher, on the bright side didn't give us anything to do, so, well, i'd rather be bored than to be stuffed up with loads of crap to do( and i feel as if i must remind you again, Jairia, crap IS NOT A VULGAR WORD,well, except for those stuck up british-no offense, but if you happen to be one, BTW, i Lurrve your accent, and wow, nice haircut.) So, anyway, i suppose i am boring you with all this talk that isn't going anywhere, but please, i am as you can obviously tell, very, very bored. and this is what bored people to the extreme do.( well, besides throwing themselves off something.)
TO-DO-LIST:
1)Math ws.
2) Stop drinking bubble tea.
3) call acacia about tomorrow's meeting on project: Chlo's SBP( and again, i must not tell you what it is as it is something confidential.) Hah, the FBI would sooo hire me.

Tuesday 6th june.

you know, i seriously feel sort of, weird, you know, like that feeling when you feel hungry but you don't feel like eating, and you just don't feel like doing anything at all, and ok- so this is going nowhere.
oh yes, about the family carnival last saturday, well, it was ok, i guess, i mean, we did sell out EVERYTHING, well, at least that was what i heard. i wasn't actually planning on doing anything there, but in the end, i just did the advertising part, you know, the part where you stand on a chair and scream something out, or whatever.
well, i really did spend most of my freaking time queuing up for the HAUNTED HOUSE that everyone was talking about, and trust me, the queue was so long that even a teacher in a particularly bad mood won't even fit in enough swear words into a sentence that long.
i was like queueing up for two hours when suddenly, they started packing up and said that they were closing up or something. and i was like,"don't give me that crap" but they did, anyway. seriously, i QUEUED TWO HOURS FOR IT AND SOME PEOPLE EVEN CUT THE BLOODY QUEUE AND THEY WENT FIRST, oh yeah, you can obviously tell that i'm pissed, in fact, i'm so pissed that even if you flew off to mars, i'd still be haunting you down like no tomorrow. and by the way, we kicked HAUNTED HOUSES' BUTT in the money making department. oh yes, revenge is sweet, which is sooo not what idiots tell you nowadays, they'd say crap like,"oh no, you shouldn't take on any revenge, that's horrible," And i'd be like,"shut up and let me make them suffer.' ok, so maybe i'm not that cruel, except to boys, since i'm that type of girl that'll say shove off when a guy is blocking my way, and besides, they deserve it, who's the one being bossy now? me, that is. ok that doesn't even make any sense, oh well.

TO-DO-LIST:
1) not be mean to the OTHER GENDER.(notice it's in capital form, i don't even know what that means, but it looks cool.)
2) Stop drinking bubble tea.
3) Homework-oh wait, there isn't any, HOORAY!!!(well, except this Bio worksheet, ah, who cares.)
4) Plan Chloe's BP.(notice its in code form, since it's supposed to be a surprise.)
5) clean room,(seriously, you can hardly see the floor nowadays, i think i'd better clean up for a change.)

2nd July Friday.

So, i know ihaven't exactly been posting much, but you know, i do need a break some time, and besides, my dear old dad had banned me from com for a week. ( not that i didn't play com for a week, it's more like he didn't see me play com for a week, sneaky, i know.) So, anyway, tomorrow's going to be our school's carnival. to raise money for our air-conditioning project, since we are so tragically poor, and stuff. i mean, what's the point of having some dumb carnival when you've got to use money to rent out a tent and pay for stuff to sell when we could have just donated money to the school and then we can forget about this whole 'carnival' thing. i mean, you know, it's not that i'm not hardworking-ish, it's just that it could probably save pretty much everything we would have spent if we went with the carnival idea. ok, this is getting really boring, but anyway, something really really really embarrassing happened today.
So it was during IPW classes,(you know, i'm not exactly sure i should post this on somewhere so excruciatingly private, but whatever.) and wei qian was like using her fingers to tap on the table, like.."tap tap tap tap" none stop. seriously, you would have done the same thing if you were me. i mean, it was just SO ANNOYING, you know, like if you were eating and suddenly this ant comes up and runs around, and you feel like smacking-ok, not getting to the point here. so anyway, i was like,"stop it." and she was like,"No." and she continued tapping and then i said,"stop it" and she was like,"No." so i just pried her fingers away from the table and she was like struggling to tap again, and well, i don't really blame the teacher for hinting that we were sort of lezzie, i mean, we were HOLDING HANDS, IN CLASS, and it was all dark and stuff. oh gosh, just thinking of it makes we want to puke all my guts out. argh. and by the way, if you're reading this, and you just happen to be a fellow 103 pupil, there, the whole story, the truth, spelled out word by word, not like that dumb version of the story the teacher suppressed onto you, so please, don't get pissed. and by the other way, if you happen to be wei qian, i just want to say,
IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU
IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU
IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU
IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and if you happened to be some stranger who just happened to be passing by, don't get the idea that i'm that kind of grudge-ish person, because i'm not, and wei qian, i'll never ever ever, i repeat never going to forget what you did to me. now have a nice-ish day.

Friday 25th june

ANOTHER EPISODE OF OFF-TOPIC-RELATIONS BY RACHEL:
on
Being a Nerd.

Ok, so, what's wrong with being a nerd? i mean, we're the ones who end up being your bosses anyway, who's the smarter one now? Not that i'm super smart or anything, but you get the point. so, as i was saying, yes, stop making fun of us. just because we read thick books like Harry Potter ( which i thoroughly recommend, by the way.), and watch channels like Discovery channel, and love musicals like Phantom of the opera, doesn't mean we're completely worthless. i mean, if being a nerd means staying out of drugs and smoking, and all those 'cool' stuff, then heck let us all be nerds. of course, this IS just a hypothetical case, it doesn't mean I'M a nerd, or anything of that sort. well, ok, maybe i Do, use proper english in my blog entries, and Ok, so i listen to old people music, and YES, i don't exactly care about pop- stars and korean singers, but- ok, this is not going anywhere. So, as i was saying, we need to learn how to ignore the dividing of cliques in our social society now, i mean, isn't this the cause of bullying and stuff? oh crap, i am starting to sound like some social expert professor. ok, well, the point is, we are all humans deep down inside, behind those thick glasses and freakish hair, well, except for those business freaks who practically stalk the stock market and are married to WallStreet. well, yeah, besides them. we ARE all of the same kind. oh yes, except for those Ah Lians who wear freakishly short short shorts, and have fringes so long, that it can be used as a nostril cleaner. well, we are. i think.

Wednesday 23rd june.

ANOTHER EPISODE OF OFF TOPIC RELATIONS,by Rachel:
on
Advertisements

have you ever had that feeling of total annoyance and crappiness when you're in the middle of some crucial part of a movie like maybe when the FBI's going to reveal some top secret alien information when suddenly, you find yourself in the middle of a Ribena commercial, and you feel like getting the TV busted.( not that i hate Ribena, but you get the idea.) i mean, what is the point of advertising when everyone would hate you for it anyway?

So, here are some proposals which i think the government might want to consider before it's much too late and an angry mob of singaporeans come after them declaring for their rights of TV time.

Well, seriously, the best thing you could do would to only put Ads in shows like ChannelNews Asia during those business reports or something. Oh wait, I've got a better idea to that.( for the sake of those freaks who are WallStreet lovers and just can't get enough of freakish business-like-maths, and would throw themselves off buildings if they don't have their stock market viewing rights.) Let's just stuff them all into chinese channels. oh yes, i'm loving that idea. even my mum would stop watching chinese stuff when it's loaded with Ads. And that would mean, well, NO CHINESE!!!!!!!! muahahaha. Yes, you government people, we might act like we're ok with everything, But we're NOT. Yep. ok, so maybe i write quite long sentences, but, oh wait, i'm getting off-topic again.

Saturday 19th june

ok, so i know i'm a little tiny bit late with posting this. So, anyway, here is a list of retarded things we did during church camp:
1) got hit by curry powder and vinegar water bomb.
2) stuck foot into leftover food.
3) use head to catch ping pong ball
4) ok..so well, i don't really want to talk about the icky gross parts.

What matters is, i made new friends(well, friend, actually.)
and, well, i think i may now be a true christian. i see things differently nowadays. Plus, i've already started doing my homework!
isn't that like, shocking? well,not really, since this is the last week of june, and if i don't start on anything soon, i think i might just get buried by my teachers. plus, they won't give me any flowers once they organize my funeral. ok, this talk, is getting creepy. stop it.stop. seriously, can we just drop the whole ' i'm going to die' thing now?

oh yes, almost forgot, i promised louie that i will publicly post this up. ( louie is a lost cat outside my door, i can tell he isn't a stray because well, his left ear is not snipped and, well, my instincts.)

LOST CAT- FOUND!!!!
she is a grey tabby cat ( or at least i think she is.) and has grey stripes and glow-green eyes. has been fed with ' burb! whole tuna and salmon cat food every morning. so don't worry, and please, just comment on this post if you think its your cat.
no spam! as you can see, i live in singapore, so if you're japanese, 私を探して、あなたを教えて私を来ることはありません！ (if you're wondering if i had taken any japanese classes, no , i haven't, this is from google translate. and yes, it IS JAPANESE.)

TO-DO-LIST:
1) borrow maths textbook from wei qian (darn it! where IS that thing?!)
2) buy 4 more socks
3) HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday 13th june

huh. the day after tomorrow's going to be church camp. here is the list of things i have to find by tuesday:
(copied out of form)

SURVIVAL PACKING LIST:

1 sword of the spirit(bible)
Writing materials(pen,pencil,and other stuffs)
Jacket
sleeping bag
Ez-link card(with at least $10 value inside)
Cutlery(plastic plate, metal fork and spoon)
Mug(with handle)
Water bottle
1 pair of shoes
1 pair of slippers (for showering only)
3 pairs of socks
plastic bags(for dirty clothes and etc.)
Towel
Toiletries(toothpaste,toothbrush, soap and shampoo)
3 undergarments
1 sleeping attire
3 sets of service attire
Personal medications if necessary

GAME ATTIRE : T-shirt,knee length PE shorts and shoes aka PE attire
SERVICE ATTIRE: T-shirt,jeans/knee length bermudas.(NO Flip Flops)

NO SEXY, HIGH CUT FBTs( we don't want any nose-bleeds during camp:)

Boy are they asking for a lot. oh yeah, as if that isn't enough, i have to memorise a bible verse. i think i'm going to faint from all the stress. well, on the bright side, oh wait, THERE IS NO BRIGHT SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yes, I forgot to tell you about my adventures from today.( hmm, that makes me sound like some world class traveler-DREAM ON)

Well, it wasn't much really, just going to a shopping centre to get some BBQ stuff, you know, for the BBQ we're going to have at jairia's. You know, this week would probably be the busiest week of my life. i haven't even got an hour to lie down on the couch with my feet propped up on the table and say," It's whole afternoon TV time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I never thought i'd say this but, can we stop party-ing and get back to STUDYING?! gosh. what a world. i mean, when those bloody teachers start pelting us with homework, all you ever want to do is sleep and go out. and when it comes to hoildays-ugh. I don't think i can take this any longer, seriously, i mean, what is the matter with me?

TO-DO-LIST:
1)Pack stuff for church camp
2)Buy green T- shirt ( ugh. i hate green. it's the colour of all things slime.)
3)BBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4)STOP DRINKING BLOODY BUBBLE TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saturday 12th june.

ok, so i didn't exactly post anything yesterday, but i mean, i was busy, everyone would be really busy sometime, right? so, it's not like i committed a really big 'world destruction' type crime. Besides, the point is, i'm now posting something, so well, all is forgiven.

So, yesterday at chloe's was spent mostly shopping(for nothing) and eating. well, we didn't actually do anything people in sleepover movies actually did, like pillow fights and late night movie watching. nope. all we did was well, sleeping and eating. well, it is a sleepover, what the hell are we supposed to do? sleep? oh right, we are supposed to sleep. well, never mind. So, we went to Ion, this shopping mall which has the world's best toilets and has shops like Gucci, Prada and Gorgio Armani. huh. very prestigious. i mean, bags for $2,000? dresses selling at over a thousand dollars?! they are seriously over-pricing double profiting money swallowers. they probably earn about a 500% profit over all the bloody sales. gosh, i'm turning into a financial lecturer. i better stop this right now before all my posts are about marketing and financial issues. ok, so back to our trip to ion. So, after starring at a gold plated pencil sharpener that was on sale for a price of $293, we went down to the food court and bought two glasses of green apple mojito. hmm. what is it anyway? it tasted sort of minty and apple-ish, and a hint of sprite. wait, let me google it first.

EXTRACT FROM WIKIPEDIA:
A Mojito is traditionally made of five ingredients: white rum, sugar, lime, sparkling water and mint. Its combination of sweetness, refreshing citrus and mint flavors are intended to complement the potent kick of the rum, and have made this clear highball a popular summer drink.

Hold on, did it say WHITE RUM? crap, i might have accidentally drunk alcohol. CRAP CRAP CRAP. isn't it like against the rules?!
hmmm, on the bright side, i must have looked pretty mature to be able to buy that. but still, IT'S AGAINST THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!
and i think i somehow dragged chloe into this. well, it was a mistake, so it isn't actually MY fault. i mean, i was just curious. (oh wait, isn't that how teenagers do drugs in the first place? crap) but i mean, everyone gets curious sometime. in fact, it's good to be curious. i mean, imagine if Thomas Eddison didn't get all curious and didn't invent the bloody light bulb? hah. and what if that guy who invented television didn't get all curious too, and didn't invent the tele? so i wasn't wrong. it was all that woman's fault who didn't stop me from ordering them anyway.

TO-DO-LIST:
1)Socks!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)find out more about mojitos
3)CALL CHLOE!!!!
4)oh wait, she's in Penang, isn't she?
5) STOP DRINKING BUBBLE TEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thrusday 10th june...Chloe's house

ok, so i'm now at chloe's, you know, that sleepover thingy i was talking about..nevermind. you know, her keyboard is really hard to type on. well, more about my day's adventure when i get back-oh wait she's comin

Monday 7th June

argh. i am seriously stressed. ok, so today was spent mostly in school. yeah, i know what your'e thinking. you're thinking,"what? school? you've got to be kidding the crap out of me." but it's TRUE. i mean, what is the point of organizing this big whole month of holiday fun when you're just going to bloody fit in slots for SCHOOL in between everything?! So, anyway, we were in school because of bloody Art Club. i mean, when i first joined art club i was like, oh great, i've found a really slack-ish club to join, plus, it's indoors and all you ever do is do a little bit of wrist movements, some nice pots, and THAT'S IT. not, a club that asks you to come back for every bloody week of june.( well, ok, technically speaking, i'm only supposed to go back for 3 days, but in dog years, that's like a month, so, yeah, it IS quite a lot of time.)

So in art club today, we were working on this project i've been mentioning for quite a while now. the "friendship fabric thing". So, we've started drawing and we're going to do the painting part tomorrow. and the day after that, we're going to have a comics lesson(crap, i've forgotten to do the homework assigned) and the next two days would be the sleep over me and chloe are going to have, and then on saturday, it's church, and sunday's the day we go out to buy ingredients for the BBQ we're going to have for monday.so, as you can obviously see, i am quite fully booked this month. (ooh, does this make me popular? huh. as if.)

oh, do i wish i could be a pig, i mean, it's sleep and eat and sleep and doing what ever you want. lying in mud- oh wait, yeah, well, i could do without the 'lying in mud' part, and the 'eating human leftover food' part, and the' i've got no hands to play computer' part. ok, so maybe i don't want to be a pig, but-you get the idea.

TO-DO-LIST:
1) stop drinking bubble tea
2) NEW BUBBLE TEA FLAVOUR!!!( double pearls chocolate milkTea.)
3) bring apron tomorrow-or Mum's gonna kill me if i spill any paint all over my uniform. oh wait, grandma's going to murder me too. oh dear.
4) comic homework!!!!!!!!!!!
5) call wei qian sometime soon(not tomorrow, or the day after that) about homework
6) charge handphone.(hmm, maybe i should do that now.)

Saturday 5th June..Rachel's another embarrassing moment episode 1

Embarrassing moment 1:
Ok, so it happened when i was in primary six, and we were supposed to write an essay. So we were given a picture of a bus, and there was a man on it, and the bus appeared to be on a collision course for disaster, which was sort of retarded anyway. ok, so back to my story. and well, i thought it was a train, and well, you can't really blame me for having good imagination, i mean, everyone needs imagination, and it's important for business stuff and well, my point is, i got a teeny tiny bit too far on the story.but i wrote really well. i mean, i described the whole bomb exploding thing in perfect details and well, even if it wasn't a bomb but just a teeny jerk of the bus, but who'd read a story of a bus who jerked just a tiny bit violently out of the road? NO ONE that's who. So i wrote my version of the story, which was a train and it was going fast, when suddenly the driver say a flash of light, tried to stop, failed, and the train got blown to bits. Now that's what i call a story, even if the original one was supposed to be a bus driver who saw something on the road and went off course. see? mental. but anyway, when we got back the essay, my form teacher said something about someone being completely off point and that we should read the instructions carefully and that that person wrote about a bomb exploding, and i was like laughing with the rest of the class and then i noticed that she was looking directly at me and i was like- oh shoot. that's me. And she sort of mentioned my name. But it really wasn't all, completely my fault. well, apart from me mistaking the bus for a train, but it really did look like a train. and anyway, at least my story was different not like some dumb boring old story about a bus and some- oh forget it.

TO-DO-LIST:
1) Buy Soap-Grandma filled it up with water again.
2) buy sequins-lost them all, darn it.
3) Find paint brushes(YOG)
4) do Art club homework( Homework? art club? ugh.)

thursday 3rd june... back from East malaysia!!!!

ok, so now i'm back. oh wait. i didn't tell you i was going off on holiday for 5 days, did I? oh well, now you know. so anyway, while you were busy worrying why i wasn't blogging so often, i wrote down everything about my trip and stuff when i was at the hotels. yeah, so now i'm going to type everything out for you. see how nice i am? huh. yeah right. as if anyone else reads anything that i'm writing.

DAY 1-le Meridien hotel. 9pm

woke up really really really early this morning. well, i usually wake up this early on weekdays for school(6.00am) but i just hit the snooze button and go back to sleep and then wake up half an hour later. so, anyway, we took a cab to changi airport and arrived at about 7.00am. And, well, basically there's nothing much to do except wait for he plane to arrive at the airport, so i'll skip the whole air port part. yeah, so we boarded the plane( jet star flight 3k 527) and well, the rest was kind of boring except for that part when i saw a crack in the plane window and kind of freaked out because i watched air crash investigations last night and i learned all about different air pressures and stuff, and if there was a hole in the plane, it would EXPLODE. so, yeah. but it wasn't really MY fault, since i'm a nervous flyer. but as you can obviously assume, since i am now writing, it didn't explode into tiny bits and pieces like i thought it would. so, when we arrived at the kota kinabalu air port, there was someone there waiting to drive us to our hotel, and so here i am. oh wait, i forgot about the dinner part. so, we went to this seafood restaurant where they had live lobsters and fish and yeah, basically seafood. oh wait, my Dad is trying to tell me to sleep now. yeah right. 9.15pm? you've got to be kidding me.


DAY 2...this whatsitsname hotel on the top of a hill.7.15pm

so today was spent mostly water rafting. as in some poor guy blows up this big huge rubber floaty thingy, and then five people sit in it and we go splashing into a river with paddles in our hands and we, well, row the boat. it was quite fun, really. first thing in the morning, we somehow hurl ourselves off the beds and we meet our guide in the lobby of le meridien hotel. and well, the guide was pretty funny, cracking jokes all the time, mostly involving a crocodile and us. so yes, you could say he was quite a sadist. so he drove us to the shangrila hotel (kinabalu version) to pick up two other tourists going on the raft with us.
I was like, crossing my fingers hoping for two nice british friends, who are girls obviously, and well, i got my wish a quarter fulfilled anyway. they turned out to be an austrailian man and a singaporean girl, who are well, a couple. so, first off, the guide told us to climb on this rock and jump into the water. and i forgot to hold my breath. and i - yeah, you get the picture. so the rest was just hours of painful arm motions, except for when my father fell of the boat on a rough point of the river. so after that, the guide drove us here, at this stinky hotel. well, except for the nice view, everything just, well, sucks. i can hear flies zooming around the room. Do flies really have absolutely nothing better to do then irritate us Humans?! plus, the toilet smells like the sewer. great. just great.

DAY 3 Laban Rata lodge-mount kinabalu. 8.00pm

gosh am i tired. seriously, i climbed like, 6,000 metres up and now we're right above the clouds and it's freezing. plus, my legs hurt and i think i have altitude sickness. seriously, what is the point of paying 1000+ dollars for a swelling headache and sleep problems? so, anyway, the whole day was just climbing and climbing. and climbing. and when we were half way up, we were so tired that after climbing up a few rocks, me and mum just lay flat on a piece of rock for like, 5mins, and then climbed a few more rocks and then rest again. so it was like, climb-rest-climb-rest. oh yes, and while we were climbing up the the mountain, something big happened. big enough to appear in the news. you can go check it out for yourself- if your'e in singapore that is.( read the straits times-friday 4th june, about a boy from bedok view sec, who fell off the mountain. i actually saw him being carried down the mountain, but i really don't want to talk about it.) so yeah. oh great, i can hear flies buzzing around even at this height.-seriously? WILL THESE FLIES EVER STOP BOTHERING ME?!?!?!?!?!

DAY 4-back in le meridien hotel. 10.30pm.

oh my crappy hell. my legs ARE KILLING ME. seriously. so, today was the day we got down the mountain, and when we got back to the hotel,(not the stinky whatsitsname one, we went back to the five star hotel) and ordered room service, since our legs made it impossible to even walk down to the lift. so we're going back tomorrow!!!! oh do i miss my- computer. i haven't been online for 5 days straight-wow, that's a record for me.

DAY 5-Singapore!!!!!-home. 9.15

so, i'm back. and blogging now. sorry i was a day late in posting this but i couldn't finish typing it all down by the time i got home, because it was straight to the bed for me by the time i was back. So, anyway, the most interesting part of today was when we were on the plane, and this really fat man was infront, and he couldn't fit into the seat belt, so a flight attendant gave him an extra one, but apparently, the fat man felt insulted and threw the seat belt right back at him, and kept refusing to wear it. but of course, it is essential, even the law to wear a seat belt on the plane, so he made such a big fuss about it that even the pilot came out of the cock pit and asked him in a stern way to wear it. and then the fat man took it as an insult and then told the pilot that he would sue him. he said" do you know who i am? i can report you to...blablabla" ok, so he didn't actually say bla bla bla but that was what it sounded like. a whole load of crap and Bullshit.so in the end the pilot refused to fly the plane with him on board and security came and took him off the plane, since he had delayed the whole flight by 30 mins. wow- all that for not wanting to put on a measly seat belt. huh. even a three year old wouldn't create such a fuss about a seat belt THAT IT WOULD CAUSE A WHOLE FLIGHT TO BE DELAYED.

P.S. special thanks to t he le meridien hotel for giving me such a nice bed to write on and the laban Rata lodge for the marvelous view. No thanks to that whatsitsname hotel that contained so many flies that i only slept for two hours and spent the rest of the night swishing my arms around to protect me from those freaking flies and mosquitoes.

thursday 27th may...after TPM

so, i'm in my mum's office now, and yeah.so today was officially the last day of school, well, actually, it was yesterday, but today was parent-teacher-meeting-day. and i thought it went pretty well, actually, i mean, i did manage to trick mum into not meeting my chinese teacher and my english teacher didn't say much about me. in fact, she said i was quite good in class. hahaha, you were all fooled. i bet you didn't see me when i had my eyes covered by my hands during your grammer lessons. and yes, i was sleeping, so yeah, it went well.which reminds me, i think i left my pink guava juice outside the classroom. oh well, a few ants wouldn't hurt, would it?

TO-DO-LIST:
1)eat mayo and egg sandwich
2)print out church camp form
3)get clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4)ask mum to sign report book
5)bubble tea!!!!!!!!!!
6)stop eating preserved fruits.
7)call wei qian about tomorrow's family carnival thing.
8)call wei qian to call xuan le about the family carnival thing.
9)buy socks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tuesday 25th may

today was, horrible. HORRIBLE. ok, first of there was this program where we learned all about TEA. tea. of all things.tea. you know, i should really stop repeating everything i say. so, anyway, we had class photos later on. as in someone was hired to come to our school to take photos of our class (poor guy) and we were making a lot of noise and then he scolded us. yeah...so anyway, then our form teacher, who will remain anonymous, scolded us too, and let me give you an extract of what she said( i wrote it down in class when she was screaming her lungs out, and you know that way people talk when they're angry? like when they pause like a year before they say something else? yeah, she did that.)

~an extract of scolding, by rachel.

"...simple basic instructions you also don't know how to follow(pause) what kind of impression did you give that photographer just now?!(pause) just look at your classroom!(pause) is this how you treat your classroom?(pause) and why are your tables arranged like this?(pause) is this how you treat your houses?(pause) throwing litter around?(pause) when i first saw your classroom, i thought it was a pig sty!!!!(pause) you know what a pig sty is?! (pause) this room is even worse than that!!...(i couldn't write stuff at this point because she was looking directly at me but i did write down her last sentence)...when there is a need to listen to instructions, you better listen and learn how to show respect!"

and then she asked us to take out our english files to do filing. huh. random. very random.

so anyway, she asked us to get our files ready by tomorrow!!!! as in all her worksheets in it! by TOMORROW!!! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THINKING?!?! i lost about 14 of those papers and so did about a few other people( who didn't exactly loose 14 worksheets,but they didn't have some stuff too.)

but seriously?! so anyway i just took wei qian's file( whose file had been perfectly filled up with bits of paper some people call 'worksheets') and so i'm going to photocopy everything tonight. hah. take that you evil old hag. i mean the teacher. not wei qian.

oh and that's not all, just when i was about to go home and have lunch, one other old hag(a.k.a. art teacher) had to call everyone for a meeting which lasted an hour and a half!!!!! come on!!!!!

teacher : "so, i need someone to arrange the relay system...anyone wants to volunteer?"
and when no one responded, i thought maybe if i volunteered, maybe this meeting would end once and for all. but, as my crappy life goes, it didn't.
so i volunteered, and now i'm stuck with this whole 'relay system' thing. oh gosh.

TO-DO-LIST:
1) ENGLISH FILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2)RELAY SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!(to be sent via email.
3)organise bag due to impossibility to find homework in my bag any more.
4) argggghhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24th may after school..

today was ok i guess. besides wearing the wrong attire to school. and having brought my tie for nothing. and getting my art work project rejected.oh crap. so anyway, there was a 'BP's got talent' event which was just such a bore. you know, like when pupils from our school get up to sing and dance some stuff, and maybe play a violin or two, which one guy did, anyway. which was sort of sick, really. well, no offense, but NO ONE would find someone waving an instrument around at the tip of their chin COOL. i mean, seriously. so during the concert, i ended up having a go on wei qian's phone's games instead. and now i'm hooked onto sims 2. which is quite crap. oh gosh. oh yes, and there's his family carnival thing that's supposedly going to get us the funds to buy air cons for the school, yeah, so we're supposed to come out with a product to sell, and wei qian suggested a sock handphone pouch, which sounds utterly mental, but is actually quite cool.well, first you just stuff the phone into the sock(iphones excluded) and you just have to wrap the whole thing up and something else. and i'm supposed to be the one who hands in the product by TOMORROW, since the head of our marketing group is like totally injured by last week's sports day, and the only people left are me, xuan le, xue rong and wei qian. so yeah, our marketing group is basically just me. and some girls who go to the toilet every 5 seconds. plus, i'm also head of the art club project thing. WHAT MORE CAN YOU GIVE ME?! A PLANET TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR?! one more project for me, and i can assure you, THAT PLANET'S GOING STRAIGHT INTO THAT NEIGHBORING BLACK HOLE. oh yeah, i am sure pissed.

TO-DO-LIST:
1) get that stupid sock thing done.
2)remind mum to buy printer ink.
3)give parent teacher meeting form to mum.
4)hate art club teacher.
5) stop drinking bubble tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6) stop eating preserved fruits!!!!!
7) eat proper lunch tomorrow.
8) bring book!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

photo diary.

this is a drawing of me chloe and tam. guess who's who? obviously chloe is on the left tammy in the middle and me with the guitar. oh you didn't know? oh well, never mind.

sunday 23th may...morning.

i hate Sundays. it's just a really really really boring day.

REASONS FOR HATING SUNDAY:
1) there's nothing to do in the morning.
2) lunch is usually a mixture of instant noodles and cambell's soup.
3) there's tuition later
4) i can't sleep late
5) and there's school tomorrow.

oh man, just thinking about it makes me sick.

Saturday 22nd may..night.

huh. guess what i ate for dinner today? tonight's menu was a great example of my pathetic diet. oh no, i'm definitely not exaggerating.

TODAY'S MENU:

main course:
fried fish cakes.( 6 pieces)

dessert:
coconut juice.

and let me tell you something, if my home eck teacher sees this., oh, not only will she scream, she'll cut me into bits, bury me, and dance on my grave.
oh yes, i can hear mr. tummy growling again. and again. and again.
oh i miss trisha's dad's curry chicken. and soup. but not the frog legs. yeah..ok. so, anyway, tomorrow's the last tuition day for the month!!!! whoopee!! well, i mean it's still tuition even though me and trisha don't really pay much attention and break all the rules set up in the classroom... right?

Tuition rules:
DO NOT EAT IN CLASSROOM.( oh forget about stopping me from popping a lolly or two with paper and some stupid sign with crosses on drinks and a hamburger.)

DO NOT USE HANDPHONES IN CLASS.(ugh. handphones are a basic necessity. tell me what i should do if one fine day, an asteroid hits the building, and i have no phone to call for help? hah. take that.)

well, that's it really. it's not school or anything. right?

TO-DO-LIST:

1) see email, qian hui, YOG
2) ask mum and dad about having REAL dinner tomorrow.
3) buy sweets to eat in tuition
4) charge handphone tomorrow
5) call trisha on what to do during tuition tomorrow, besides listening to class
6) read sms from lim qing, family day carnival and call up marketing group for further details(a.k.a. the gang)

saturday 22nd may..getting ready for church.

so, i'm going in half an hour's so i've still got plenty of time. i was just reading my friend's blog, you know, the one who absolutely luuurrrves justin bieber. yea, so anyway, all she talks about is guys, i mean, what's all that about?! she's just 13, and well, ok, you might think my blog is boring and stuff, because i don't talk about stupid guys and flirting girls, but i really don't want to. it's not my subject of expertise. and btw, why am i the only one writing in proper english?! ok, well, maybe it's got to do with the fact that i'm an english-ish sort of person- but still, MOE isn't organizing "speak good english programs" for fun. ok, well, maybe they did.

But anyway, my point is, do i have hormonal problems or something? it's like everyone my age flirts and talks about guys and stuff, while i talk about lego. gosh. i seriously need to rewire my brain. or maybe not. because it sounds kind of freaky. rewiring. ok, well, back to my point.

SOME PROBLEMS ABOUT ME WHICH MAKE PEOPLE THINK I'M WEIRD:

1) i have absolutely zero sense of flirt stuff. (not that i want any. but you know. people find me weird.)

2) i don't like any pop-star or whatever.( i mean, they all look so stuck up and stuff. except maybe celine dion.)

3) i don't talk about guys all day. ( ok, now in my defense, if i really need to talk about them, what the crap am i supposed to talk about?

4) i write in proper english. ( look, it's not my fault that i'm good in english.)

5) er... well, there are many other things i'd like to mention, but, i'm just too lazy to write them all down, i mean, you can't really expect me to write everything that's wrong with my life?!

saturday 22nd may..morning.

Ode to next week's parent-teacher-meeting:

oh gosh
what am i to do?
thou beloved teacher please
don't say crappy things
that will ban me
from computer
forever more and eternity.

please oh please
not speak of mine
crappy results
and thou not
bestou punishment
on my crappy life

i know
i do use too many
of the crappy thing
for i
have cramped vocabulary
and nothing thou must do
for i want to be free
like a crappy bird
on the computer

huh. no wonder i got distinction for english.

friday..really late at night.

today's art club was- terror. i mean, ok, look, some people are just, you know what that feeling's like when you are all"ok, look, can u shut up and let me go now" when someone takes their own sweet little time to talk about stuff that DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL. yeah, that's what i felt like when our art teacher started talking. ugh. of course, Ms. art teacher, if you are reading this, well, i might not be writing about you.. i mean there ARE loads of art teachers in singapore.. and i might not be necessarily talking about you..so.oh forget it. so anyway, i'm supposed to be doing this project called ' friendship fabrics youth olympics 2010 on new zealand." of course, it's absolutely perfect that i do it as i've actually been to new zealand before, and well - btw i'm not boasting- ok maybe i am, but i rarely get to do it, so, argh never mind. well, my point is, i've got to do this thing by end of june(wth?!) and that's it. crap.

TO-DO-LIST:
1)stop eating preserved fruits.

2)get the bloody art project done.

3)bring form to church tomorrow.

4)pack exam papers in bag (phew, finally showed my folks, they weren't too happy- but i made it through.)

NEW BUBBLE TEA FLAVOUR!! chocolate ice blend.

tuesday 18th may.

ok, guess what i ate on sunday at trisha's house after tution? oh, you'll never guess it, give up? frogs legs. and snails. exactly. sounds pretty gross doesn't it? well, it is. so i went into her house, and her father said to me,"today we are having frogs legs and sushi, ok?" and i was like, "ok", wait,did he say frogs legs?! look, i've been to trisha's house loads of times for dinner, and i ate stuff like black pepper crab and chicken rice, but frogs legs?! and when i went over to the dinning table, there was a plate with gravy and bits of meat(who knows what kind) and of all things, frogs legs sticking out. i mean, you could just imagine the rest of the frog lying there on the plate. i seriously felt like hurling out whatever i had for lunch. no, seriously. i could feel my stomach getting sicker and sicker, but fortunately, i didn't vomit.and honestly, it really tasted like bizarre foods on discovery travel and living said it would, like fish and chicken.(why does everything taste like chicken?) and after that i ate snails, or as the french call it, escargot. and some multi coloured clams. see, the thing about trisha's diet is that, she gets to eat stuff like chicken curry rice, frogs legs, crab, and sushi for dinner while for me, it's instant noodles, instant noodles and more instant noodles.yeah. i know. what a pathethic diet.

friday 14th may..after school

yes, you might be wondering why i'm so late, well, it's because of some art club activity that's why. you know, i didn't actually know that there was art club today, not until my friend told me so. well, anyway, before going to the art room, i left my bag in my classroom, and guess who had to bloody lock it?! when i came back, the doors were locked and yeah, so the point is, i couldn't get in. ok, so i did the only thing i could do. ok, maybe the second thing i could do, the first one's breaking into the classroom, but that wouldn't look very good on my report card would it? so i went to the office and got the master key for all the rooms. it was really cool, because i could open any door i wanted and do whatever i want to do, yea, but i couldn't. so, ok, i know, this story is kind of lame and stuff, but i'm not james bond coming after some crook. so let's skip off to the end and well, i got my bag back anyway. honestly, i don't really see the point off going to art club really, unless you like having clay being bloody splattered all over your skirt, or having your finger nails being chopped off.

TO-DO-LIST:
new flavour bubble tea: grean apple soda ice blend.
home work: none!!! yippee!!!
call chloe.
call acacia about bicyle lessons.
remember not to remind mum and dad about exam papers.

wednesday...12th may ...again..

well, tomorrow's home eck. (see what i did there? it's like home economics, but it's icky, so it's eck and- argh nevermind.) exams. ugh, i hate home eck. not like it's a girl's subject. gee, well i'd rather be cutting wood then study for some stupid nutritional info, sorry ms. lim, but i just can't see what's so interesting about rice and how it's supposed to protect you or something. ok, well, i'd rather much be doing D & T (design and technology, as if i am going to be a professional wood cutter or something.) than learning about vegetables. well, of course everyone would rather cut up pieces of tree than eat it themselves, so, well, you get the picture.

p.s. well, actually i kind of do like vegetables, but that's not my point.

wednesday 12th may..after school..

hahah..one more day to the end finale of exams!!!! oh yes... well, about exams, today was chemistry and bio, and oh gosh. never mind. you know what? i seriously think this world is a tad bit unfair. when i said a tad bit, i meant A LOT. look, it's not like i didn't revise or anything, i did! i memorised everything about cells, the nucleus, and that egg thingy in the nucleus called the chromosomes, and that stupid endoplasmic reticulum thingy, i mean, i even learned how to spell that. and that golgi body which is like an airport and does this-er- thing.ish. well, ok i kind of forgot some, but you have to admit, i DID revise. and how does the world pay me back? by not testing me anything about what i learned. oh yea, thanks a lot. i appreciate it. not.

tuesday 11th may..after school

today's exams were- ugh. during history, of all the exam invigilators we could have gotten, we got this old hanky spanky one that couldn't even speak english. properly. i mean. his language sounds something like" i want all you write your name on paper do not talk each other.." yes..well, anyway, and then instead of starting on the exams which he was supposed to do, he went on and on talking about how we should listen to what he says carefully because some students are so dumb, they couldn't understand what he was saying ( which was very much expected mind you.TALK ENGLISH hello?!) and some other dumb crap. and then he started the paper. gosh. what is this world becoming into?

and during physics, as if and old grandfather clock as an invigilator wasn't enough, i wrote all my answers on the question booklet. i mean, that was the instructions , but oh no, they had to go and CHANGE it. and being me , well, you know, it's exams so i didn't look at the white board much when it said- write all answers on the writing paper not on the question paper. and of course being me, well, i write quite fast ( due to all those 'copying books" punishments that i had when i was a kid) and i manage to re-copy everything down in just five minutes. although some poor guy, who like me,m didn't look at the whiteboard much, didn't and..well, poor thing. ah well. life is crap anyway.

WHAT THE HELL IS A PREFIX ANYWAY?!?!

question: Which part of a the vernier calipers do you use to measure the depth of a test tube?
Answer: -WHAT THE- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS CRAP?!

monday 10th may..non-homework time.

here i am...eating a cup of jelly, and wondering to myself...should i revise now..? nah. ok well, math was preetty ok, except for that odd question or two. and literature was ok. i think. well, anyway, i just want to let you know that i'm great at multi-tasking. i am now, chatting with acacia, eating jelly, blogging, asking my grandma what's for dinner and taking on the phone at the same time while constantly glancing at an open text book. yeah it took a whole 5 minutes to type that down.

sunday 9th may...nightie time..

well, i've got literature taken care of now. as in i asked my friend for what happened in chapters 1 to 12. boy does she seem angry about it. well, ok, maths is maths, so you really can't prepare much(at least that's my excuse) so HURRAY! i've done revising!!!!

sunday 9th may...tuition time..

ok, so , i've got to leave in about half an hour, so, i think i've got plenty of time to mention a few things. oh yes, and planing for what the hell i am going to do with Tammy on friday. hmmm...eating? it is what i do best. besides writing. movie? nah, too expensive. ah well, i'll let her do the planing for once. so anyway, Tammy is my other best friend. my best friend is chloe, who, well, i have a slight teeny weeny disagreement on the world and how it is being swallowed by k-pop. ok, so back to my friends. and then there is acacia, who is my friend (not best friend) and we've been friends since i was 2. yeah, and now all four of us are in totally different schools. can you believe that? well, we've got no trouble in keeping in touch and stuff. so i suppose i don't really mind much. oh well, this is life, my crappy crappy life. oh yeah, i almost forgot about exams. hah, that was so expected from me. oh yes, i forgot to tell you, my piano got repaired!!! one major drawback. the cockroach was responsible for the spoiled piano. oh...yes...and it's killed. haha, that'll teach them not to mess with my stuff.

sunday 9th may...morning

whoopee, today, the piano repair man is coming and i can play my beloved piano.Gosh, i really miss it, it's been a month since i laid my hands on that thing.oh yes, and math and literature exams are tomorrow.(who on earth would put math and literature TOGETHER?!) so, anyway, i've got to go and get some information out of my friends. and copy notes. because i was stupid enough to leave my textbooks in my locker.oh crap.

saturday 8th may...night.

today, i found out how to make my mum allow me to do stuff that i want to do.

Step 1) find a time when mum is watching korean drama.

Step)2 get right next to her.

Step)3 nudge her in the ribs and say," mummy, can i (indicate wanted action here)?"

Step)4 after mum says no, nudge her in the ribs 7 times.

Step)5 mum says," aiyah ok lah, but u must study after that."

step)6 say ok and then take a really long shower, so after u finish doing whatever u want to do, u have to sleep and there would be no time for studying.

saturday, 8th may.

you know, i'm starting to get a feeling that i'm completely bonkers. How could I have been so stupid as to leave my maths and literature books in my locker when my EXAMS ARE ON MONDAY?! what the heck, i'll just get my notes out then. By the way, i'm not as freaked out as i thought i would be. i mean, i left the essentials in my locker. and i'm still blogging. well, at least i know i'll pass english.

thursday 6th may

ho di dum... ok well, i am supposed to be doing my math hw, but, well, it can wait. So, u must be thinking that i am a really irresponsible person. well, ok i am. so anyway, today was this voting election thingy for the school president or something. And well, there was this candidate who said if we voted for her, she would make sure that we could EAT IN CLASS and that LESSONS WOULLD END EARLIER and a bunch of other good stuff. and i didn't think twice. i voted for her. and there was another girl who seemed pretty stuck up but she was ok. but she didn't offer us to break the school rules didn't she?! well, i've got a good feeling she's going to win though.

monday 3 may...morning

HAPPY HAPPY day.so i just discovered that there's no maths period tomorrow n the next day!!!!!!!!!! WOOTS and more wooties!!!! i love my life. especially when its a holiday and there are no maths and chinese periods on the next day.hoooray!!! rejoice in the name of no homework!!!

CRAP!

oh crap. i think i just made this blog EXTRA PUBLIC. oh shoot. oh shitty crap. oh crappy shit.i . am. such. a complete. idiot. ok, i think i better stop writing down all the swear words i know. this is still not doing any good though. u have absolutely no idea what i have just got myself into. well, unless u r a c=ghost and haunting me... and that itself in an idea... is , well, creepy. oh shoot. did i just creep myself out again?

sunday 2nd may..night

great fantastico news!!! I'VE JUST DISCOVERED THAT TOMORROW'S A HOLIDAY...and u know what that means... NO SCHOOL!!! oh yes and i DO NOT have to do homework. u noe, i feel like lassie in that doggie movie...u noe, the part where she (or he) finds her (or his) owner and something happens...i think. yeah i feel like that...reunited with my beloved computer. now don't get me wrong, i'm not a com addict...or am i? oh yes i can so totally imagine myself starring in the movie: THE GIRL WHO DID NOT GET ADDICTED TO HER COM THINGY... OR IS SHE? (ISH). yes well, so i've got to do my HW now. (oh did u see what i did there? i made a little old joke. wait. don't tell me you actually believed me...you didn't did you? or i'd be insulting your intelligence.

sunday 2nd may...HOMEWORK!!!!

ok so i'm finally going to start on my homework( after i finish blogging) because i'm just that hardworking. yea right as if. my parents are coming back any time now so. u know. one must do what one must do. and i've got 4 bloody maths papers to do by monday. you see, in singapore, unlike lovely america, is just chocked full of work and transport vehicles. and HDB flats. now don't get me wrong i DO love my country, it's just that sometimes, it feels like RUSH HOUR 3 or something(ish). ok, 6am wake up. 7.30 SCHOOL TIME!!! 1.45, go home time. and the rest is homework. (and if i can, a little sneak of computer.) and then it's dinner and sleep. you see? it's not like in those british movies and we never say " would you like to have a cuppa tea?" and stuff like that. because we're toooo busy hopping onto the MRT trains and buses. btw, smrt buses WILL MAKE U DIE. seriously. i waited for half and hour for my bus. yeah well, time has made a fool of me again.(got that from harry potter, u noe, the one with dumbledore and harry in the office and- ok i've got to do homework now. so bye.

sunday 2nd may...morning

eating Nutella on bread at the computer table now. not that my dad would thank me for it. in fact, he would probably kill me right now if he saw this. so...anyway...I'd like to talk about somethings facebook should really do.

1) install a dislike button!!!! yea n i could be so negative about SO many things.

2) get more interesting games. I mean, Pet society? restaurant city? oh yes and the new one...hotel city. i mean it's a game where you put stuff in rooms n THAT'S IT?!

3) well, ok i kind of like playing the games but.... others wouldn't. so... u know...it's just a thought. i think.

To Chloe:

ok look, the SHINee thing is just a joke.I REPEAT A JOKE. ok? so don't murder me tonight.ok?

saturday 1st may...night...

just came back from a major shopping trip...we spent a 1000 buckaroos. yup. on what? you may ask. and off all things my family could have bought for a bloody 1000 buckaroos, we bought camping gear. yup. it's for our family trip somewhere in east malaysia...in the dangerous trenches of...somewhere...on this mountain. yup. and i've got this really thick blue jacket which might remind you off sheep skin and it's supposed to keep me warm in 10 degrees. and a stupid headlight( which isn't really that stupid as it's quite ideal to blind someone in a sec) n this thing called a buff (google it idiot.) and it makes me look a lot like a pirate.as in the " aye my matey" sort of pirate. you know? the one with the bandana and the black eye patch."yarrgghhh!" yea that's the one.

saturday 1st may...yes...again..

hiya, just came back from the market. so anyway, my friend chloe, my best, most trusted friend chloe, is now an official fan of this korean band group called SHINee. what is it with all this korean groups anyway? there's that group called ss50...something and that super junior thingy, now ok ... they sing OK i guess but i can't understand what bloody thing they're saying.i'm not going to google translate everything mind you.well, as my dear pal puts it." I am a 100% fan of SHINee" i mean, am i supposed to be happy for her? chloe chloe chloe...i have no idea what to say to u now. you have become one of....THEM.

saturday 1st may...again..

ok well, i still don't really fell like doing homework...so i'll just talk a bit more about the crap of my life...not like i'm a sadist or something...it's just that really, my life is divided into 3 compartments. sleep .homework .eating stuff. yup that's it...oh yes n school. bloody school. why do we have to put up with school anyway? like when ur principle puts up these weird rules like...YOU'VE GOT TO TIE YOUR HAIR UP or WEAR SCHOOL TIES ON MONDAY OR IT'S HELL FOR YOU YOUNG LADY. i mean, what in the world does how you wear your uniform got to do with studying some dumb boring old maths formula. gosh. i don't know. if i were the principle of MY school, i would so totally let kids wear whatever they want, not that I'm smart enough to be one anyway. but you know, it's just a thought.

saturday 1st may.

i just got dragged off by my lovely parents to some unknown nature trail today...sigh what a life... well, besides getting all muddied up and sweaty, i did not start on ANY of my homework. n boy do i hate physics...i mean well, it's ok when you've got stuff like rate speed and density...but you've also got stuff like..QUANTUM PHYSICS or something. i mean, what the hell is that? the first time i heard of it i thought it was something to do with ghosts...why can't they just name it something like...hmmm...i dun noe... THAT THING IN WHICH YOU STUDY SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING PHYSICS. that way, amateurs like me would understand anything.