Well am i bored. So, i just watched the opening ceremony of the youth olympic games, which was quite nice. In fact, nicer than our National day Parade celebrations. Which is also quite a shame, really. Since, in case you do not know, the YOG is held in Singapore this year. I wonder what people would think about us? And how exactly would Competitive games that are played with all the countries in the world going to help world peace? I mean, let's say England and Scotland had the old Soccer match and Scotland won. Would England say," Oh well, Cheerio, I'll just be off to get a little cup of tea then, want to Join me?" Or ," Eat Your Mumsy's Cookie jars, You Pineapples, How dare you disgrace our country?! It's not fair, eat sodding Leprechaun poo, Scotland."
the Queen would probably be hopping mad in Bucking Ham palace too. Why doesn't anyone get the point?! Games that would end up in Squashed Tennis balls and a punch in the face wouldn't ACTUALLY bring us WORLD PEACE now would they?! Well, I'm not going to be some world politician guy who wears Armani Coats. I'm just going to be a nice humble/ Super Rich Woman who fights for the rights of Animals. So it's got nothing to do with me whatsoever. So i probably wouldn't have much to worry about anyway.
PS. No offense Scotland. I really do love all you scotland-ish people. It's just an example. Nothing to worry about. Not that I don't like you all or anything. It's just, you know.
PSS. No offense too, England. It's just an example. I really do love your accents, BTW. Also, please don't send assassins after me as well, I do not, want to die, even if i've complained like, a zillion times about my life and how tragic it is. okay?
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